You know what’s awesome AF? Jumping Rope! Gets your heart rate up, and you can get stronger legs and core pretty quickly, also while increasing stamina. And I guarantee it’ll get you pumped up and dialed in for competition.

I do this with Destiny PvP matches. Win or lose, no matter how well or how poorly I play, 25 pushups, body weight squats, plank, or mountain climbers unitl the next match starts.

In PvP games I do squats after every stupid play I try to make. Overextend and get 3v1'd? Squats. Peak too long and get lit up? Squats. Throw a grenade at no one in particular? Squats. ADS for 30 seconds and get blind-sided? Squats.

Better not. Or I’ll the bring on the goat curry and see who pops off.

I was about to ask if you were in the Bella household with that last one.

Fuck you, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, fuck your boss, fuck that wonky eye of yours, fuck your slewfoot daddy who cursed you with his face, fuck Ben Carson, fuck Mike Pence and Mother, fuck alla yall.

Because this keeps coming up despite being addressed in the article: the n-word is not in the original song. He added it in.

The Star Wars Goldenbooks are also a fantastic way to get your toddler excited for Star Wars. They focus on the main themes of each of the movies, accompanied by great drawings. My 3-year-old son is hooked!

T’Challa only took one L. It’s not his fault that M’Baku got tired. You don’t hear George Forman saying I was beating Ali’s ass for all dem rounds; I just got tired.

Yo. How about I work with a girl who is into fitness competitions and bodybuilding, and I shit you not...she makes Cod and like runny eggs in the fucking break room microwave for her protein fix. And its one of those silver industrial microwaves which seems extra proficient at making sure that devils mix of unholy…

Even on work days and I’m never happier to have my own office than when I accidentally hit it a little too hard before work.

RIP Toys ‘R’ Us. May your little pieces of paper needed to buy video game live forever.

Well, unfortunately mom has to get the clothes out of the dryer in the basement and that’s right behind my sweet gaming rig. She says boobies is bad. I’ve complained about being 40 and how I should be able to look at what I want. But she just goes on and on about it being her house and me getting a job, blah, blah. So…

They’re “clueless about risk assessment” but many are able to purchase an AR-15. That seems strange, doncha think?

This is why I think every open world game needs a photo mode. Artists spend thousands of hours building these amazing worlds and being able to stop and take pictures of them is amazing and really lets their work shine. I’ve spent hours in Horizon Zero Dawn taking pictures - being able to adjust the time of day and…

It looks like little faces are screaming and trying to get out.

I would have sent that mess off to an obeah man with the quickness. She would have been walking upside down and looking like unholy Hell and I’d just let that work itself out.

Wait, is this sista Jamaican for real? And you just gave her a bunch of your bodily fluids and hair?

Step 1: Figure out how optimized everybody elses character is going to be. Don’t be that guy that brings a flavorful but useless character that the DM has to babysit. Also don’t be that guy that brings a completely optimized murderblender to game where everybody is playing flavorful but useless characters. Good DM’s…

Good article! I’ll admit I only clicked cuz of boobs, though.