@PuffyTail: Your dad dresses himself in real man clothing. Grizzly bear hides and/or flannel are the only accepted real man clothes in the world.

@Sir-Lucius does anything for Dethklok: Ugh. That PS3 Tron controller looks like it uses surplus Gamester Phoenix pad parts. I HATE GAMESTER PRODUCTS. HATE!

@Tuba1060: more glowing. Yessssssss.

@Newestname: That bird has serious swagger. I'm jacking it.

@Witkeen: OH GOD.

@DELICIOUS BUNNY: Wow dude. You are dedicated. I AM NOT DISSAPOINT.

@Britton: I agree.

@Jon: I just got a boner.

@Fedaykin: I.Q. YES PLEASE. That is one of the best puzzle games ever made. Shit, it's the ONLY video game my mom would play.

@cheesewiz27: Oh shit. I laughed so hard i pulled a muscle in my titty.

@sollipse: boobs AND titties? there's a difference? I was unaware.

@Sam fisher's a aimbot: This picture is exactly what i did while reading this article. Why the fuck would Ubisoft attempt astral projection in a car chase game? Wouldn't his astral projection leave the previously occupied vehicle open to mowing down innocent pedestrians? And most likely at a ridiculously high speed?

@TheMightyEthan: Damn. I hope it's just an omission from the list. The 360 in the guest bedroom doubles as a DVD player.

@Platypus Man: No infrared port = no Xbox remote?

@CloserDivision: Any. I'm using a Kingston drive.

@Yofu: It's all black? ALL BLACK CONTROLLER? *hides it from the white wimmins*

@PunkyChipsAhoy:

@Quote: ha! shame on you.

@Krakenstein: chill with the puns dude.

@peteer02: hates geofencing: You're surprised at the "Soul Calibur is on XBLA already" statements? We live in an age where people no longer read to the end. They "scan".