Exactly, the only people who are hurt are the insurance companies, who will reimburse Porsche for the full amount!

“Capitalism, a bankrupt economic ideology which rests on the notion that the outright theft of the product of others’ labor is morally right and just”

Yeah, but with like 10% less cash than he had on him before.

I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Free him now

I heard he owned a turtleneck factory. In China.

COVFEFE!

I heard he bought a new turtleneck with each car purchase.

Who cares about clean rims when you are this high.

I think this man is tiger woods...

Did you just fucking reply to yourself?

Never woulda happened in his Buick

Those poor tires. He finally got a hole in one.

don’t make it out to be worse than it is, andrew - those tires are only flat on the bottom.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

Idiot doesn’t even begin to describe this complete moron. Sure, take away German cars and put thousands of American workers out of a job. Real smart...

Yeah but for the past few minutes, we all forgot aboug being cucked by Russia.

That about sums it up.