No, anyone who voted 3rd party for president is a moron. For other offices, fine, because there’s no electoral college. Winner-takes-all means that no 3rd party is going to even get a state, let alone the presidency. 3rd party candidates are not serious candidates, because they have no political base in state or…

Yep. We’ll probably be seeing that piss tape real soon.

What kind of ‘repairs’ are required on a new Lexus, and if required why would you be bringing it to some shady (not because he’s independent, but because he’s apparently a scumbag with a family history of disappearing cars dropped off for service) shop about to be evicted?

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Or just the whole Presidency as a game of Civilization...

I’m seriously concerned he is going to treat our armed forces like this is a game of Command & Conquer.

This is good kinja.

excuse me ?!?! you are AMERICAN god dammit...

At the current rate, there might not much ice left to break in the Northern Hemisphere......

Awesome. Let me get this right, the Affordable Care Act costs the government about 110 billion a year and GOP considers that way too much, but McCain wants to spend ***an additional*** 86 billion per year on military?

Personally I think the budget should stay the same, but they should have the screws put to them over waste. The military has been operating with basically a blank check for 6-7 decades and it shows. We need to bring back accountability and make sure we the people are getting our money’s worth out of it.

He wants to drive.

Dammit, why didn’t he run for President, I would have voted for him in heartbeat.

Being grounded to the ground certainly would have helped him here.

Nah. His real save was asking her if she was ok before reacting to trashing a very expensive car. Shows he values her more than money or his ego.

OUR FLYING CARS! If those doors could flap fast enough ...

Why would I suggest getting rid of all the nukes? Naturally you would make an ass of yourself and assume such a thing.

Have we established something he actually has a clue about yet?

“If we have them, why cant’ we use them?” Trump asked this multiple times, and now he’s in charge of them. Good fucking job deplorables.

Contra, of course.