Jesus, i recommend not ever touching a Wii exclusive FPS. If you can turn water into wine, can you turn a shitty game into an awesome one??

Giving the guy's book several horrible reviews! LOL! Yes i agree it's very low and immature but still funny as hell to me or anyone else not involved in this behind-the-back storm of shit talking. I think assholes that like giving out such horribly negative opinions and display them for all to see as facts should be…

why couldn't it have been Hulk "flash my dick" Hogan? :(

ah fuck man.... RIP Macho Man. :(

Yeah.. maybe you could hear a voice actor say the fancy version with "i shall grant you.." and then they subtitles say "ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!.."

not as good as an actual Heavy Metal band named "Metapod vs Kakuna"

Reminds me of a cartoon 2d Ratchet and Clank frag fest! Looks fun

We know who it is

lava and water pours down from the sky. I would hate to live below one of those

He was funny as hell in Crank, and will always live on as a Kung Fu master in... Kung Fu. Also Kill Bill.

just when i thought i've heard/seen it all.. balloon fetish. Thanks for reminding me, and hopefully a lot of other people that there's shit out there you dont know and dont wanna know about... oh and "picture is among the safer ones that *POP* up in google". Was that a balloon pun, you clever s.o.b?

oooohh... too soon?

Very nice work on those spheres. I thought they were in-game cut scene footage at first! Anyone else notice that Portal has spawned the most DIY models and figures recently? Or at least on Kotaku! We've seen Lego versions of everything, custom crafted, full sized turrets, portal gun replicas and now these cool little…

looks like a nice walk on a nice day in a nice piece of city. It's been gloomy and rainy here in Toronto for the past few days.. plush i WISH i could walk to work instead of drive! Cool vid

sounds like a good idea... in fantasy land. How are you going to track the actions and personalities of millions of gamers? Leave it up to the gamers? That's a bad idea; we are all a bunch of schemers, especially when it comes to saving money on games. And what about non-assholes that only ever play Left4Dead with…

no same sex relationships in ME2? yeah there were... [www.youtube.com]

There was a "top ten gayest video game heroes" list done by a gay (i mean actually gay) website or blog. They featured it on Kotaku a while back, and i'm pretty sure Duke made the number one spot lol

the NGP will have an anti-theft mechanism that causes the battery to violently explode when the original owner yells the words "HEY THAT ASSHOLE STOLE MY PSP!"