The silver lining I took away from this is that the U.S. Ambassador to Denmark is an openly gay environmentalist.

I have such a crush on John Goodman..

I think you're not as liberal as you think.

The pipe is just a straight Pyrex tube with smooth edges. The syringe exchange I work with orders their pipes from Canada because they are such good quality, but relatively inexpensive since again it's just a Pyrex tube. Included in the smoke kit are half a chopstick and a small ball of steel wool (chore boy). When we…

I would stop buying couches.

Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.

Seniors in my town have three times driven straight into the front of a Rite Aid. When I go in there, I run in and out as fast as I can just to clear the door. There's some bad door karma going on there.

This will sound sarcastic but it's not. There needs to be more families like yours,who can simultaneously laugh about it while at the same time recognizing she shouldn't be driving and take action. Good on you guys

I can only ever see Pubix when I see that, and then I giggle.

What evidence would there be of digital penetration? Read http://thenewinquiry.com/blogs/zunguzun…:

He was in a relationship with Mia Farrow for quite some time for someone who isn't interested at all in white folks.

It pissed me off.

I was never sexually abused, but physically. And while behind closed doors my mother was awful, she always put on a nice "persona" in front of others. So I'm hardly going to take Walters' word on this.

do you really work with abused children? you should know better. an accused child molester who is always pictured holding his unengaged tween daughter's hand absolutely is a red flag

I have to consider body language daily as part of my job. Kids, adults, families, couples, friends. I feel like I've got a pretty solid grip on what's normal and what isn't and what's just nerves or teenage embarrassment and what isn't. What I see in that photo doesn't look to me like nerves from paparazzi or teenage…

I don't like any of their 'Italian' dishes, but the breadsticks and salad are laced with crack.

I will never ever forget the day that we did a event for cancer patients - makeovers, nails, hair. This lady asked me to do her make-up but told me - rater stubbornly and like she expecting a problem - that she liked blue eyeshadow and didn't want any other color. So I said okay no problem. She side-eyed me and said,…

My girl and I have sold 34 boxes and we've just begun, motherFUCKAS!

Everyone loves Girl Scout cookies. (Anyone with a soul) We have like four or five girls from the local troop who set up in the afternoons around UT campus. Like an hour later (even though it's all poor college students) almost all of the cookies they brought that day are gone. And I always see like random frat bros…

I know when we were really poor my school had a lunch ticket program to help feed kids who could no afford it. All lunches were bought with these tickets. Paying parents would pay for them up front and get like a month's worth up front to hand out to their kids. Then poor kids like myself could receive them and use…

My mom's a lunch lady for a school in Utah, and the district absolutely pressures her to pull this kind of shit. They call the parents, send notes home, and give the students a few days warning. Still, if their parents are flat broke and/or don't speak English, this kind of stuff happens. My mom doesn't give a fuck,…