Also, I'm pretty sure the Puppy Bowl features the Kitty Halftime show. And the gerbils are running the blimp circling the arena.

We're up all Knight to get lucky.

I don't really have any advice for you personally, but you could check out Al-Anon. It's for friends and families of alcoholics (in case you didn't know that).

Ding Ding! We have a winner!

At 18 weeks my husband and I learned that our fetus had Dandy-Walker syndrome (basically missing half of his brain and presence of cysts/fluid) and limbs that were measuring weeks behind. After consulting with the top doctors at the Columbia Center for Prenatal Pediatrics, we opted to terminate. The part of his…

Don't mess with Texas.... but if you do, bring ice. That shit fucks them up quick.

And so many people find that their depression & anxiety eases trenendously on the correct ADD meds because your brain is working effeciently. Hey, I can find my keys, I didn't forget my appointment & I didn't overdraw my bank account because I remembered to catalog my purchases! Makes life a lot easier.
Anyone who…

Just a point of reassurance from an internet stranger:

YES!! Me three. Diagnosis when I was 17; depression at 33. I.feel.normal taking my "little helpers," low dosages of Adderall and Celexa. Sometimes I wonder if I really need either, so I go off the Adderall for a day or two (the weekends usually), and quickly remember how untidy my brain really is.
I find it extremely…

Well, Callista Gingrich doesn't strike me as chock-full-of-creative in the jewels department. What creativity she deploys to obtain said jewels has been debated (to many "ewwws") here on Jez before.

Who the fuck cares what your co-worker did or why she made the choices she has a right to?

Amazing. I referred to myself as the Ron Popeil of birth control the other day because I, too, like to "SET IT AND FORGET IT."

I am woman enough to admit that I did not know this. And now I live in fear and awe of the human body yet again.

NINETEEN?? She has a whole Duggar family in waiting.

I'm not on it anymore because I pimped my ride and added some copper rims to my uterus. I do have friends still on it. How would they fight that? Do you just tell the pharmacists that nope, thats wrong! or do you have to call insurance to question it

What people like that forget is that there are people like me, who's mothers wanted but could not have abortions. Forcing a woman to birth a child does not make her love that child. In fact, my mother resented me and let me know it. Her bad marriage was my fault. Her not finishing college was my fault. It has taken…

They should have a companion show called "16 and getting an abortion." It would be five minutes long, and mostly involve the kids getting on with their lives and learning how to use condoms.

Jaden Smith needs a talkin to

Well, no, she didn't have an abortion.

PREACH! Not to mention: Adoption, Fostering, Food stamps, welfare, aid to women and children... none of which these nutjobs are FOR!

Bitch, I have a child with Down syndrome, too. She's awesome, and I wish more people would realize that life with this chromosomal disorder isn't a horrible thing. But every time you start spewing your verbal diarrhea about Trig's "right to life" I want to knock your teeth out!