How're you doing man, yeah I haven't been on in a while. Lots of work, not enough time in the day. Finals are almost over, then I'm free. Then my road test next week. And then I'll be a real Jalop and I'll be here more often.

I'll be honest bro it said "Slid Pissed" and I had no idea who the hell they were talking about...

God, it sounds amazing.

This is the perfect time to announce that my Road Test is in a week. I'm excited.

So you're saying...I could be Chuck?!

Well I mean, it's really just the feel of it...

Have we all lost our morality and minds when we say that a man deserves to get hit for what seems to be an accident?

I actually kind of like the sort of glossy plastic casing of the regular MacBook. I mean, I love the Pro, but I just hate that scratchy metal sound. I might be crazy, but rubbing my hands on that silver shell and I just shudder...

I could use that flash drive. I mean, technically I'm still underage, but there's always Stewart's Cream Soda or something...and my current 4GB USB is pretty full.

No you.

Couldn't agree more. Sure, the M5 = Bigger intake 5-Series, but it's got...curves.

Ah, Merci beaucoup Vavon! Ouais, j'aime beaucoup les Miatas, et merci pour les finales, j'ai etudie beaucoup!

Yeah but the old money aren't flashy cocky pricks about it. Gelled hair and shades? Not for the older ladies and gents that worked for years for it.

Wow...I wonder how Ford will retaliate. I bet it'll be with Mustangs and SVT Raptors. Your appeals claim is nothing compared to that much torque.

Ah oui monsieur, et bon chance avec travaille pour Gravit8 aussi!

Haha, I mean I'm seeing some very insightful advice and some very depressing stuff right there. I just can't imagine the horror of a 200K+ mileage car breaking down on me not three minutes before prom, and the girl I begged for a week and a half to be my date just storms out and gets a ride from someone else, leaving…

They still have that promotion, but Microsoft's realized that they can't compete with the Jobs-man and stepped up their game a bit.

Whoa, you're talking to a kid who hasn't even applied to college yet...maybe I'm reading too much Gatsby, but really young rich people seem to be tools sometimes, maybe it's just my cranky perception.

If I buy a Windows 7 laptop for college I get a free Xbox. And considering how much nicer this could be compared to GT5, I'll need that. Too bad I still have a a year and a half before college...

I don't care for the Nouveau Riche, but to see this many beautiful and glorious cars damaged...it makes me shed a tear.