My friend's got a Krypton Green Elise with Black Stripes down the middle. He wants to get a Laguna Seca Blue E46 M3 Coupe for his backup track car next, and I just feel bad for any tired driver having to see that combination and eventually go blind.

@120Y: Leaves?

@OOglebooze: Yeah but that's no fun.

@vpcmotorsport: Or, "How to be a Douchebag 101"...

As of 2:57 PM, 143 people either think they're really funny, or are absolutely idiotic.

@vpcmotorsport: Dude, you can't whip that out in public!

Thank you Jalopnik, for my new desktop background.

@burlybax: I thought it was an original Veyron, which was surpassed by the SSC Ultimate Aero, and again surpassed by the Veyron SuperSport, the Veyron's "successor" of sorts. The Ultimate Aero II, due out in a while (I don't think it's out yet...) should reclaim the top spot yet again, at which point Bugatti will have…

You forgot one. This year I'll...

@pauljones: Technically "I don't know" is the correct answer if you really don't know.

So with all this strictness, you'd think they'd be a bit better at driving...?

He's climbin in yo' tuner,

@AMGkiller: Yeah, I never said get rid of her. She could always do porn, I'd pay for that. But her music? Eh..

@iancoleTX: AutoTrader Classics has 6 for sale. If I had the cash I'd buy all 6. Well, the bottom 5, one's 60K.

@ThelynXAZ: Even better, my friend. Even better. I like the grill on the wagon a bit more I guess.

@vdub_nut (now with added Dub!): I wonder if they're Hot and Cold. Well, I'd love to feel them on any California Gurls.

@pauljones: I think you only speak for Xander Crewes when you say "Let's leave Katy Perry out of this..."

Koenigsegg Agera, if not a CCX? Perhaps a 918 Spyder?

@Daddy Rocket will get the hell out of some groceries: Thanks for the fix, and yeah, when he crashes. Reminds me of this episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen. These two dumb blondes rented an SLR for their party and I just thought, "that car's value just plummeted..."

@Irishman — AARGH!: True, and I'll personally sell all my dad's cars to replace the SLS if it means no more Bieber. Why not kill Katy Perry's music career while you're at it, and maybe Gaga's insanity? Those could all use a bit of a death.