@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: The last gen coupe was nice and cool. The current one, not so much...

Alien Balls are on sale now?

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Accords aren't bad actually. At least the last gen. Anything before or after, I won't comment on.

@doug-g: I'll have to walk across a football field to burn a single one.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: What about, "Tosser in a Mazda3Hatch doesn't get laid"?

@doug-g: I will not put them in my mouth, perv.

@RB26Skyline: I thought he was talking about the sex scene from Avatar.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Tossed would be nice. I'm gonna go with Brian on this one...

Good job...I think. Blue Balls?

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Like what the hell, Chicken Salad all over Accord's face? That's such an awkward name haha.

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: But we need him...and you need to change your name replying to you is a hassle haha.

Where are you Bob Lutz? We really need you right now!

@marputer: Exactly! I mean even this Evo X can go up to 3,500 pounds. I guess I'm too much of a Lotus fanatic but that is quite heavy. Regardless my M3 is 3,800 pounds.

@marputer: I would've thought so. And it really is designed to seat 5. Not as fast as it looks, maybe my argument would've been more effective without the Evo comparison itself.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Cities are great, as long as there isn't any crazy amount of crime. But with getting broken into, don't stay, just don't stay. If I moved to NYC it'd have to be Manhattan. I'd get raped in the Bronx. For sure.

@0oz: I respect your opinion, I really do, but see whenever I think of "trims" I think of a list of mods that you can put onto a car and it's still "a Lancer. Just a better Lancer". They sell the Evo separately, as in if I ask for a Lancer at a dealership, they'll give me a list of Lancer trims. If I ask for an Evo,…

@Slickgtu: "She seemed like the only dangerous one here sir..."

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Time to move perhaps?

@0oz: But see the problem with your statement is that the Evo isn't necessarily a higher "trim" of the Lancer. They sell it as a completely different car, even if it's called the "Lancer Evolution". When you build and spec it out they don't say "For $5,000 dollars, you can upgrade to the Evo Lancer!" like they would…

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Damn younglings.