Any Hummer.

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: Thank you. I try really hard. Plus no one's awake at 3 A.M.

"Umm...sorry love, but your 24/7 Roadside assistance is limited to changing tires, being locked out of your car, and getting help scraping Goose S*** off your windshield..."

@pj134: But 200% of those "Horrible rude men" are likely to be killed in a crash, according to the Jezebelians. And they're always right, especially for 4-6 days every month. Right?

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: Hey, this got #1 on the Aussie Ratings chart. Granted, for it's time slot "3 A.M. to 6 A.M.", and we forced the production team to watch, giving us a total of 12 views. That was still better than those stupid Kath and Kim reruns though.

Rumor has it the Germans were working on a secret 914-7 "Super GT". It was actually powered by dark matter and had similarities to the modern interpretation of the UFO. Wherever it would go, electrically powered objects would short circuit, and Ferraris in a 3 mile radius would explode. People have reported these "UFO…

You call that Bush Mechanics? Pft, on my Australian Car Survival show, "Your Aussie Truck and You", I'd teach you how to replace a faulty upper headlight bar with nothing but a didgeridoo and leaves!

@Matt White: It's the "Cribs Car". It can be subtle and very nice, but it's like the M3. A bunch of pricks have ruined it for everyone else.

@rev_junkie: Exactly...but Lotus is under new management (Ex-Ferrari), so I guess they're trying to go "Mainstream". They better not take away the Elise and Exige though.

@Porschephile (Drives a Renault): Well yeah, there have been, but not without some kind of clamwork and most likely a wide body kit (Which Tony at Lotustalk was ingenius enough to build). And they weren't street legal in several states, so I'm saying that Lotus would require quite a bit of…

@Matt White: Perhaps. However a black Continental GT to me looks badass and not flashy. It is a comfortable car after all. Now that Supersports model...no thanks.

@Matt White: Well of course haha. Although perhaps just this Carbon Blue version, the Mansory gold one is tacky and horrible in my opinion, a regular 2.4 Million dollar car is enough to show off my wealth, don't you think?

@Pessimippopotamus: Although the similarity between Tasted and Tested would have been rather catchy, I'd much rather be tested than tased by some female carhop. And you can't tase em back because then they pull out their rape whistles...

@Matt White: Well yeah, it is the Super Sport, but the original one did a 1:18 or 1:19 I believe. Which isn't that bad, but for the money I expected more at the time.

@Matt White: It handles pretty damn well too man. A 1:16 at the TG Circuit means it can hold it's own with the best of them. Of course, the Stig was at the wheel, but he was for all of them.

@BroncoMech: There's only one type of V8 that can fit in an Elise.

@TheAntiCat: Well there are other things you could've "tasted" but one will get you tased and one will cost you a dollar.

@TheAntiCat: And I got a Jr. Candy Sundae for 99 cents. It doesn't get any better than that.

This is probably better defining the term "Sex on Wheels" than that time I got kicked out of a Sonic Drive-in for Sexual Harassment.

@mikehtiger: Dude, this 16 year old prick makes us all look bad. I'm ashamed that we share the same age group. Because I'm a Jalop and he's...well, an idiot.