Nurburgring
Lord Dr. Nürburgring III, Esquire
Nurburgring

I wish I was old enough to enjoy the Supercars of the 90's...this and a McLaren F1 would be enough to make me happier than Quagmire at the Playboy mansion with a "Get out of Jail on account of rape free " card.

They're missing a critical event. Skodas are optional.

And from the looks of it that car beams out a Wi-Fi hotspot too...it better win.

I can understand maybe one of these, and that's be the Nissan...maybe, but that'd really be the only one.

@06Limer: Ugh...probably, and that's the sad part.

@The Slurpee Man: Yeah, I was confused whether it was Ohio or Georgia. I've got a friend in Georgia who always complains about the cops there...probably why I got em mixed up. Thanks haha, and really...sorry for the rant but it just annoys me.

This is complete B.S., you're right Ben. Honestly, when the hell does one stupid court Judge have precedence over the DOT? This is just like Georgia (Or some other state I now hope I never have to go to), where they now allow "Officers" of the Law to simply eyeball a speeder and guess...what the hell? The world is

See, the thing is, you could give him a ticket or yell at him, but his life is bad enough isn't it? He drives a smart for God's sake...

Another classic Mr. Jones, congrats bro, you know you're my homie, ridonkulously.

Nude? I don't believe so. Better get some pics Ben, if you're not hiding them...

@Cpt. Morgan: Well that's an expectation nothing short of a Tank would be able to fill most days my friend. Unfortunately, I wish it were so...

Good job Mr. Musk, don't just let the Mud-slinger Reporters say what they want. Tell the truth, and people will listen. I commend you.

Paul can only predict things once at a time guys...and I guess being prepared for a loss to Spain mattered more...all hail the mighty Octopus!

I break Speed Records all the time, it's no big deal.

I hope he can find a Gillette Fusion and some Shaving Cream...

@Jagvar: I love Engrish.

@Cpt. Morgan: Any car will last for as long as you want it to, it depends on how you drive it. This is probably just the same crap you've heard before, but honestly, look at the Top 10 worst made cars list. I don't see any Germans...

Great advice, and I don't know if I'll be expecting a Continental Convertible in my future, but I'll know who to turn to if need be. Nice one man.

I have Spyhunter on Xbox haha.