@Møbius: May I have permission to call a Fail?

@hailmarty: I sense a conspiracy...

@YummyCyanide: I love you. Thank you so much.

@crikerat: And look how that turned out...we've got boring office White and Amazingly Dull Aluminum.

@JCiccone: Well see, I get my permit in a week, and you already have your provisional or, depending on where you live, your full license. You can still join, but you have to drive me everywhere.

@Brutalitarian: Yeah I heard, that's just what makes it so truly awesome. I wonder if Lotus could make basically anything lighter and faster, and still "handle well"...

@junior ghoul: Haha, you seriously have to had heard him say it, it's just funny the way he speaks. But use it however you want, I'm sure he'll be okay with it haha.

@Metkis: I think what made it the "Funniest thing" was the way he speaks in general. He's normally entertaining in most things he says, so I feel like the interwebs take away from that. Apologies.

@DirtyDogg: So...white, silver, and more white.

@Wwhat: Well it's good that you're cost-effective with it, because there are great options for bicycles under that price. And hell, a used Elise probably costs less than most new Sedans. I've seen them in the mid-20's. However grumpy anyone is, they generally aren't after one of these.

It's because when the highlight of your Motion Sensitivity is a little ball that resembles Navi without her wings that attaches to what I think is a Sony branded phallus that you move about and attempt to imitate archery with, you're bound to lose to the innovation of the Kinect. Hell, even the 3DS interests me,…

@DirtyDogg: You might be right. So I guess they only make it in white...where's the diversity?

@Kaiser-Machead: Hmm, you might be right, but it'd just be nice to see a Blue Macbook. The glossy feel with the blue color would make my heart skip a beat. Also, reading that last sentence I guess it wouldn't surprise you that I'm single.

@Wwhat: Indeed you should, and the bike was designed with Olympic tracks in mind. It was amazing at what it did. A Miata is not built to go from 0-60 in 4 seconds, it was designed to be a great handler, and that's what it did. You're not going to take a Handling car to the drag strip, but somehow the Miata isn't too…

You don't see that on a mac. Actually, you don't see any color on a Mac besides black or white. I guess Apple doesn't see the shades of pink hidden in between...

@zross312: Oh my god haha, you just reminded me of the funniest thing my friend said.

@Koiwai: Yeah, teens unite! Or me, theGreenCabbage, number.cruncher, and two really awkward pedophiles...

@Wwhat: Oh you know what I mean...it's a Lotus, slap a Lotus badge on me and I'll handle better. :P

@number.cruncher: Yeah really. Jalopnik, Gizmodo, Kotaku, Lifehacker, and io9. I read em all, and I learn from them, but the next guy that thinks he knows more about tech/games/cars/DIY/the future (Wow, that's a long list...) has another thing coming.

@robcapazzi: Hey man, I'm not disagreeing with you, if I was racing (And being overweight, trust me, I'm not) I'd stick with a company that has experience in what they do, and this was a one time thing for Lotus. They succeeded, then went on to making awesome cars yet again. But a company that keeps making bikes on…