Okay, I'm building a house out of a Boeing 747, a fleet of Mercedes S-Classes, and a few rare Arabian gemstones for the lining. Oh, and it'll be eco-friendly too. Am I awesome or what?

@Philip Han: I know, but that wouldn't stop Apple, would it?

I'm really glad you stopped the bottom of the picture before we could see the rest of the phone...Oh wait, there it is in the mirror.

@secgeek: That's true I guess...although I can't really condone that in any way possible...

Or...or maybe portable gaming would just be even better.

@secgeek: I hope you don't think that's a bad thing...

@Delta Sierra: Eh, I had the occasional, "He's really immature and stupid". But for the most part people like me there. I'm really happy about it. Though I can't say the same for some of the forums I'm on...I tend to overpost a bit.

@Delta Sierra: Hey, I'm 15. You wouldn't believe what people thought when I first joined Jalopnik. Although for the most part I'm happy to have been generally liked.

@When pigs fly: Hell yeah. FIRST unite!

@ploopsy: Oh that's true lol.

@Delta Sierra: My bad. I'm not very good when it comes to talking to girls haha.

@Delta Sierra: Good man.

My dad was going to upgrade but decided against it because of the stupid Data Rates...Droid anyone?

@WallCouldTalk: I'm sure you can vent to the Apple Geniuses while they fix your Digitizer...and by "fix", I mean "Do nothing, do a random search on their computer, and then charge you $50 so they can buy more KFC on the way home."...Geniuses, right.

Now I wonder whether my FIRST Robotics team at school could make something like this...we're gonna need a hell of a lot more sponsorship money. Go team...

We tie hot pink and British Racing Green ribbons around our bags when I travel with my parents. It helps a lot, but ifI had one piece of advice, it'd be to not sit next to the fat guy with nacho stains if you're in the window and he's got the aisle...oh god.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: Hey, I haven't had the time. Killzone 2 on Hard (Last level, 2nd checkpoint) is what I'm working on currently. I'm in Gerudo for TP, I'll beat it eventually...and Half Life 2...eh, I never played HL1 so it's just irritating for me because I'm not sure what's going on, that's all.

@Killjoy: Yeah, that's true. Although I wish Subway made a phone. Everything I want, nothing I don't huh? So how come my Sweet Onion Garden Veggie never comes with a free turbocharger?

@WallCouldTalk: Yeah...and then there's that iPhone 4 thing.

@967-1111: It sickens me...