Epic Win.

@irishman72: I'd love to, although I can't say I particularly like the older styling. I do love the new Swift's styling, it's awesome. But I guess for all of what the car is, you shouldn't care about the styling.

@dalejrfanfreak: See, you say that, but all I hear is "GT5 isn't coming out till 2099". They've delayed it twice, it's the new DNF. Duke Nukem Forever, aka Did Not Finish.

@Straight6er: I always do. Except when I'm not. But that usually ends in a gallon of whipped cream and three women who've just lost all their toe-nails...

@MushyHeirloom: Hmm, perhaps there's hope for us all, because old Volvos are definitely cool.

@MushyHeirloom: Okay, okay, I'll take the Caravelle. When I go to GiantBomb to watch/read about games, I will love to listen to "Vinny Car-avella". But dear god, not the Cara-van...

@MushyHeirloom: Yeah...that's the problem. If someone in a huge SUV hits a cyclist, something's massively wrong.

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Hey, I try to take everyone's opinion and consider it, sorry for being open-minded, though I didn't catch on to the joke, haha.

@Wolfy Kovac: East Coast. Apparently I'm not "Supposed to be more specific"...

@AnotherHalfAsleepDeadGuy: I think you need more sleep.

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: I know, I'm just kidding.

@Lotte: Either way, you're a great commenter, and you do know a lot about planes, you're a cool guy my friend.

@MushyHeirloom: That's the good thing about the driving school I'm gonna go to, they have Imprezas. DD Volvo's often tend to be great, I'd love to collect them when I get some cash, the older ones at least.

@irishman72: Is 5000 miles close? I'd love to drive to pick one up, but I wouldn't be getting a car till next year and my dad wouldn't let me travel all the way from New Jersey to pick up a car.

@Death By Cornbread: People like that shouldn't be able to hold stock. No wonder we're in a recession. That's probably how Goldman operates...you need an IQ test to purchase.

@IN THE FACE!: I don't want to have to deal with this on a Thursday...

Now I wonder how it would've fared in this...

It's green, unnamed shareholder...it's very green. It's not a Ford, but it's not something you should be angry about...

Wow, this is your second isn't it? I've never seen that much wit in the Planelopnik articles before.

@Pessimippopotamus: And did all your rivals die out of nostalgia?