Maybe they can make the seats out of something other than rocks and knives this time?

Now I wonder what the "Trojan" inspired car would look like...

I'm glad because this means I can finally drive to my first F1 Race, but at the same time sad because I realized how much New Jersey sucks...

Right, that's brilliant, but can you do it while carrying a very Short Vegetarian? Oh, in a van.

Oh my god...a Smart ForTwo? I thought they were just an urban legend...

Hmm, I usually make my bombs out of scrap metal and sparklers. Budget Cuts...

Any lemonade made with soggy lemons either needs a hell of a lot of PCP or just tons of sugar.

@Cheeseslap: I do admit, the older classic Beetle is kinda cool, but the new one? Unless it was Turbo, I wouldn't even bother.

@teh_blintz0r: You know it.

@maximum_sarge: Because the reliability of this can be measured in feet, not miles.

@Cheeseslap: Good man, take pics of that old thing. Oh, and the car too.

@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: Which means it's fully legit.

"Yo Dawg, I heard you like 'Vettes so we put a...damn man, forget it, even I can't do this..."

Haha, nice.

@Fodder650: This might have to do for now...

@Electro Gyrocator: That's true.

@B-Sel: Well, yes, but that's at least fun. I mean, it's at least better than just dumping it into the ocean.

@bacon117 - Escort Owner, Lover: Well I mean, I guess I'm just mad that all this oil's going to waste and it could've been used for something useful. I'm no ecomaniac, but I hate waste.

I'm glad everyone's okay...damn.

It comes with a clock in the dash right?