Saturday, a Nissan GT-R loaded with highly fragile parts and a Launch Control system that can't be activated was discovered in New York's Times Square after onlookers saw the repair bill. Bomb Squad accountants were called to see why it cost so much and why it wasn't under warranty. Expect everyone to say "Eh, it's…

@C4_4life: Your username says "C4_4life" correct? Is it a safe assumption that you're French and therefore vous parlez francais?

@HoonThatFerrari-isNowHooning a Maserati: I see what you did there, and raise you one "Mysteriously Supercharged G35"

I sure hope Kentucky Fried Racing isn't full of MSG.

@Swirlbeard: Hey, at least you'll have healthcare! I think...

@Swirlbeard: I guess to the manager of a closing store, it's just about saving as much cash as you can right now, which makes sense. I mean, not everyone can be Gandhi-Morals level, unfortunately...

@Swirlbeard: Wow, now that's business...but I mean you should've at least given him the discount. I know they were closing, but it was the right thing to have done.

@smokyburnout: Touche my friend, touche.

@Slave2anMG: At least in the Sebring people will throw regular rocks at you, instead of the ones covered in oil and baby sealskin. Which is kind of ironic.

@Swirlbeard: Well I'm sure they would be, but 5 bucks seemed like a good deal for whoever bought it, and then realizing it was scratched must've been a huge kick to the nuts. That was Subway Footlong money right there.

Oh yeah? Well the Duke Nukem Forever team is now down to...what, 3 sticks and a Pina Colada?

I would swivel those buckets all day.

@C4_4life: That's true, they're surprisingly more agile, but I mean heavier isn't always better, so I feel like they could have shed that extra bit. Although, props to them, they did manage to lose a lot. This is gonna be a great car, I can feel it. And it probably has a nicer interior...

I hope this doesn't end up like the Circuit City closing where a broken copy of FFVII sold for 5 bucks but was non-returnable...

Steroids penalty: Banned for two years.

You only live once, get a better car than this Sebring...

More horses, but it's still a tad heavier than the 560-4, so it's not there yet. Obviously that's just so people won't stop buying the Gallardo, but it'd be nice to see one with that Audi Badge finally beat the ZR1 on the TG Test Track...

@$kaycog: I'm sure...actually, SmaartAasSaabr seems to have got it right, but I bet my idea would have had better clarity. I need to stop eating chips...

@$kaycog: Wow, what were they using for the material, rusted steel made translucent by potato chip grease?

The Fusion's a great car, but stack it up against a ZR1...then you've got a story to tell.