Two of the few people that can insult the most intelligent sport on earth and still get away with it... right on!

Wait, what?
Can you even make a sandwich, hamburger, or hot-dog (the holy trinity) WITHOUT mayo?
That's like making lemonade without water!

I, defender or everything Nolan, abhor this decision.

There's two kinds in this world: Those who understood Breaking Bad, and those who call Walter White a "loser".

The trailer looked like silly fun... until the movie showed that it was 2 hours of stupidity with a few minutes of silly fun.

This is your last call to jump in the Hate-Bay Bandwagon! All passengers please follow everybody else and continue to judge him while praising crap like that (other) stupid movie with giant robots (not Transformers, the other one). Next stop: DelToroland.

The book (the first one) is one of the worst pieces of crap I've read since "MEG".

Oh, sorry.. I didn't read it correctly: You said "START" of the movie. Ooops.

Pretty much every second of this movie:

Hey, for us Canadians, I just got an email from Target saying that they're working on getting something similar for us.

"The film never happened"
Checkmate, atheists!

Thirty minutes after this scene... when you can recollect your jaw from the floor.

Beat me to it too.. oh well, we all know how ignorant these i09 rants sometimes can be.

OK EVERYBODY! Those with children, get them to READ 1984 before this aberration hits the screens!!! The rest... oh, hell... why even bother.

Unless is a word-for-word adaptation of "El Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quijote De La Mancha", I'm not interested.

Because there really are no problems in tone. The tone is subjective: some people, like you and a lot of io9ers don't like it, most people do like it, although some of the other people who don't like it tend to imagine for some reason that they are in the majority. Some people REALLY don't like it, but most of the…

Since when the term "fanboys" turned into "cultural critics"???

Funny thing is: I watched the clip, became glad I stopped watching the show after the second episode, scrolled down to the comments section, read your comment, AND liked it better than the clip or the show. ;)

Or you could write your own fucking stories and stop messing with somebody else's creation... jeez...