No. I was being completely serious. No man has ever gotten drunk and fought another man at a sporting event. You are delusional if you believe otherwise. You should consider psychiatric treatment, because you imagine things to be that aren't actually real.

That works, too.

See? This is why women should NOT be allowed to watch football. No man would ever get hammered and attack an opposing fan like that. All that estrogen only leads to drunken stadium brawls. It's science, man.

I'm not sure what part of that made the guys from Century 21 come in and try to sell her a house.

...And this is your coverage with AT&T

He looks like Pistol Pete of Arabia.

Pictured: Incognito done in teal.

Baby Andy Reid is still the leader in the clubhouse.

Deadspin must stop protecting the identity of this bully. You protect the name of the victim, not the perpetrator.

Yup, could have seen that one coming.

it's evidence that baseball games would get much higher ratings if they were always played by people in costume

A Schiano Man would leak which kids' parents are separated.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

Fan in Chrebet Jersey: [punches woman]
Wayne Chrebet: [Gets placed on IR]

awww, the one in the middle has her father's eyes.

All class, great job Ohio.

It's easy to be that brazen when you know you're going to be back behind bars before long anyways.

To be fair, it only appeared to be foul by 50 feet.

99% of the people reading this article outside of Austin and San Fran are first learning that Colt McCoy plays for the Niners.