Is there a link to buy one?

This is Lifehacker, the post should be, "What is the most EFFICIENT sex position!"

Really? Because I thought a douche bag was an obnoxious jerk that likes to make others feel bad because they lack feelings of self-worth.

"In addition to Safari"

it's already on the list - article reads, "In addition to Safari..."

Yeah that's true - if you are dating a materialistic AND inconsiderate bitch. If my boy made these, I would love them and him forever.

Fun fact: I once went to an anniversary celebration that used camouflage duct tape roses as the centerpieces of the tables.

... because a dead furnace in the middle of a midwestern blizzard-and-polar-vortex is a mild inconvenience? Ok, then.

But you use it every day...

"so he can game or watch movies in bed"

I love the Surface Pro, and it's the ultimate portable productivity tablet/laptop/versatility machine out there. Sure, it's a little heavier than your average 10" tablet, but you gain so much with the Wacom digitizer, full Windows and laptop guts, and the ability to do pretty much everything on it. It can be your…

LOL

You're just an outlier far left on the distribution curve. HDMI is a minimum requirement now, not a drawback.

Because we don't have toilet paper next to urinals.

Because it would be weird to hold TP at the urinal.

"...press on your perineum—that is, the area between your testicles and anus..."

"Let's make muffins!"

Don't lower your water heater below 140.... Straight from OSHA:

I use the Logitech K400. It is fairly inexpensive and works great.