They’re so delusional...

It’s frightening how young they are when you realize you’re dealing with a future sociopath, isn’t it?

I don’t think a kid that has little-to-no supervision should be shooting kids in the face with his Nerf guns.

No, I just enjoy keeping the kids in my neighborhood safe.

Don’t worry, if the authorities show up for anyone, it will be for this kid (and his piece-of-crap and entitling parents). Just a few days ago, I witnessed this bully point his Nerf gun in a girl’s face and pull the trigger. He scratched her cornea pretty good and she was still wearing a patch on her eye yesterday (I…

I love Nerf guns, I love that my kids love playing with the guns, but we have a neighbor kid that is seriously spoiled and dick-ish with his nerf guns. He always has top-of-the-line Nerf guns; if my parents (they have money to burn, obviously) buy my boys Nerf guns, our neighbor’s kid will get a better one...without…

I’m sure Morrissey approves of this news.

I’m forwarding this good news to Morrissey asap.

These people do realize there’s a team of 4 or 5 cameras stationed around the park that will give them video of his at-bat with a million times more clarity and resolution, right?

The blue glove reminds me of Jello Biafra from the Dead Kennedys. He used to wear a solitary medical glove on one hand during their insane live shows in San Fran...

This happened to me when I was a kid. I decided I wanted to have a party...my birthday is always close to (but never on) Thanksgiving, so it wasn’t always the best time to have a party. I always attended my classmates’ parties, but when it came for everyone else to attend mine, nobody showed. It absolutely destroyed…

He’s probably watched too many “truther” videos....

I’ll just go with whatever crazy theory Alex Jones is spouting this week. I think he predicted massive civil wars (in the U.S.) once Obama was elected and we all found out that he was a non-naturalized Muslim and Kenyan citizen.

that's nothing...My neighbor's son (who is in 2nd-fucking-grade!) has the iPhone 6 Plus. No shit...

tsk, tsk...This was not a thorough test. Obviously, it has to make it through a month in the hands of the average middle schooler.

Good points. Seriously, it's more "plausible" to them that thermite took the building down other than the 2 planes that CLEARLY flew straight into the buildings that were filled to the gills with jet-fuel. Never mind the fact that it probably took THOUSANDS of man-hours to install the thousands (possibly TONS) of…

While in college (1993), I can remember using a program called "Fetch" to download pictures..yup...those kind of pictures.

Another irony of dealing with these scumbags is that they'll accept un-reviewed, un-verified, and unsubstantiated data from some guy's website (the guy is probably 40+ years old and lives in his parent's basement), but the 9/11 commission's report is nothing but LIES...every single word of it. They also cherry-pick…

The most frustrating thing (IMHO) about truthers is that you can present them actual EVIDENCE to support your claims and back it up with facts and figures and verifiable data, but then they just stick to their guns and refuse to believe the evidence even exists. It's like it never even happened. You can watch a debate…

I LOVE the "Flop House" podcast and usually watch the movies they review before I listen to their podcast and I still laugh my butt off when I listen to their show about a movie titled, "A Talking Cat!?!"