Yeah...I thought so....the MLB Playoffs are going on right now...You've got home-runs and strike-outs to conjure....

Jesus tried to remind me about my difficulties with spelling, but I could no longer make the edit...I am just about to renounce his name, God-damnit....

I pray to God that you can understand irony....

Yeah, there's a reason that digital quality is superior to vinyl...The sentimentality, yes...I can remember the days of putting on my dad's Beatles albums and dancing around, but CD's (and eventually, MP3's) became the norm....

Chris....don't fuck this up....I'm trying to get Jesus' intervention with this and you have to mock me? This is serious shit....I don't think life is worth living if the protective cases of my Apple products don't have a distinctive "whole" in the back so that everyone knows I OWN an Apple product...who do you think I…

Perhaps in 2202...the modern "hipster" will be driving gas-powered vehicles much like today's hipsters have to play vinyl records...totally unnecessary, but cool in hipster circles...

Yeah...this is great, but do you have any leaks of the cases or covers? I will be praying to Jesus Christ that the protective cases have a HOLE in the back so that everyone can SEE the Apple logo on the back...oh PLEASE JESUS...LET THERE BE A WAY THAT 3RD PARTY VENDORS CAN CAREFULLY PROTECT EVERY PART OF MY PRECIOUS…

I think you might like this one....

Is Nathan for you behind this?

Can anyone confirm this, but isn't he supposed to face Mecca? If he wasn't, then Allah is going to have a "come to Jesus" meeting with him. (yup, a mixed-metaphor....I went there...)

(raising my glass)...Here! Here!

So right...C.U.B.S...."Completely Useless By September." Their fans are the worst....

As someone that worked in Asset Protection for Target...we were always told to be on the lookout for suspects that would have one arm at the side (motionless, basically) and the other arm would swing freely...It was a sign of nervousness; even if they weren't necessarily hiding something under the other arm....

It will probably cost 2 to 3 times more than a typical robotic vacuum, but Consumer Reports will still probably give it an "average" rating....The "snob appeal" of their products is somewhat pathetic...Oh, and they have a spokesman with a "haughty" English accent...that should probably justify their exorbitant…

I didn't give to it (because I think it royally sucks); but the "Occ, the Skeptical Caveman" kickstarter did quite well and they are well off their planned start date and it seems that no new information has come forward about it....Perhaps, they realized that it is such a shitty idea and they scrapped it, but don't…

How's that?

Also, cost shouldn't be a deterrent...climate is something that needs to be fixed NOW.

Natural gas? Doesn't that mean fracking and effing up the water supplies?

Yeah, but don't they need the fed's permission as well as state and local gov't? I'm ok with being part of the "rate-base" as long as LESS of my money goes towards energy produced by coal....

Yay, Illinois!! We're Nuclear....We have some horribly out of date nuclear power plants and I really wish the federal government and state governments would start investing real money into the current generation nuclear power plants that practically have zero nuclear waste, but all the n.i.m.b.y people would quickly…