Not bad Mercedes. Not bad at all.

@mricyfire: The Audi. It's the only good looking one with the option for a manual.

The GT-R. Submitted purely because of the amount of technological witchcraft that it embodies.

I'm sadly going to have to say crack pipe. That car is just not salvageable.

Looks like Cadillac has a whole new angle on racing.

Schnell, Volkswagen! Obliterate ze opposition!

Oh goodie. Another object I can use to show how society is going down the toilet. Thanks Lady Gaga!

Superhero: The Green Peace

Captain Torque Steer

Screw the processor, I want that hat!

Porsche turbo badge? Ricer exhaust? Spraypainted engine? There is some serious crack in that pipe

Cameron's Alfetta from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

For those who haven't seen it, I share with you the RT short - DMV

"So basically, German children are more important than British children."

Shame on you Mike. Those pictures are seriously NSFW. Pure pornography.

Yet somehow Steve McQueen and his Mustang are still cooler than you.

The Ferrari Breadvan. Why this Ferrari you may ask? Well, since it's the 'breadvan' she can make you a sandwich after you're finished. Pretty chill.

Now Ferrari owners can have more room for fire extinguishers!

$4500 for an Alfa Romeo soul with V6 heart? Sold.

Call me crazy, but I think that the previous generation VW Passat was one of the prettiest sedans/wagons for sale. That generation's R36 Wagon gets my vote.