“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

you should look up how road double digit favorites do against the spread historically.

The record of former Bellichick disciples in their first season against the Pats (JUST the first though) is pretty good too. They always seem to get one nice cathartic win before folding into piles of trash.

Perfect, and he already owns property there.

The fact that the NFL has made itself into a weekly orgy of vaguely fashy American nationalism can only hurt the popularity of the sport outside the US.

I agree with your point and think this is the NFL’s greatest fear. Parents pushing kids into other sports with lighter or no contact is the greatest threat to the NFL talent pool.

Man, he sure remembered he was black in a fuckin’ hurry after getting criticized for bowing to his white owner quickly, didn’t he?

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best, in his open letter to Jay-Z:

Everybody and their mother knew that Vance Joseph was not fit to coach this team after one season except for John Elway.

I can totally confirm that Elway is a mega douche.

Missed opportunity to have a Bring Out Your Dead night and tie it in with Jerry Garcia’s birthday! 

Trout is also a great addition to any breakfast plate. 

The fact that he’s launching an app called Iconn says he’s either nakedly self-aware or utterly oblivious, because clearly that’s exactly what he does..

Dear Penthouse,

2006 Carolina Hurricanes nod their head sadly.

Domestically, Sanders and Warren are examples of more or less parallel evolution — while both currently espouse a European-style social democratic welfare state, they’ve come to that point from very different starting locations.

Or like how in America bananas are seen as nourishment while in England they are viewed as aerial projectiles to be hurled at black players?

everyone knows the best way to kill a fish is to hold it by the throat until you see the light leave its eyes, and then you bury them in your yard and plant roses over them.

oh sorry, i was thinking of hobos. fish are best killed by throwing M80's in a pond and then hitting them on a stump, like we did in my redneck…

For real my life goal is to visit McConnell’s grave and spit on it.  I don’t feel that way about any other human, even Trump.