I have a compulsion to always bring up this Grand-Wipe Gollum’s walk of secret society shame every time he is invoked. There is a lot of bad takes about Ross, but this one really fits the bill when it comes to Trump serving his economic anxious base, and who really is taking care of the ‘forgotten man’. You can’t make…

absolute no on raising the minimum wage. All that will do is hurt the people it’s supposed to help by raising prices on foods and such to pay for their wages and now they can’t afford those things.

He looks like every banker that ever denied a loan, every middle-manager who wrote someone up for punching in 60 seconds late while arriving at 10:30, taking a 2-and-a-half hour lunch and leaving at 3:30, every co-worker who contributed nothing but shot down everyone else’s ideas, that one guy in every IT department…

Mitch doesn’t want any of that AOC smoke. He’s somewhere shivering in his shell. Maybe instead of letters, they should try to lure him out with lettuce. 

WARNING: OLD LADY RANT

The best part about agism is that it cuts a unifying swath across all the other -isms. Everyone--regardless of background—agrees that old people—regardless of background—are stupid and useless.

“Mr. Davis, your case against Mr. Gruden has no standing as there was an exchange of Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper for future magic beans. That Mr. Gruden ate those beans thinking it would put ‘pep in his step’ is not the Court’s concern.”

I’m pretty sure weed is legal wherever Bill Walton is at any given time.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out:

I gotta admit I admire the fuck out of the Sentinelese peoples commitment to killing outsiders with bows and arrows.

Her father must be rolling over in his grave.

Hi! Vikings fan here.

He is like every kid you knew who couldn’t play well with others. You had to share your toys with them but they wouldn’t share theirs with you. You had to go to their house and play but they wouldn’t come to yours. And they were putting those principles on you - telling you to share and whatnot - because they were…

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Is it OK to scare the hell out of your kids on a regular basis?

At this rate, the 2nd round pick the Bears received is going to be the 33rd pick.  

This is my first time posting, and I apologize for the length. I have never physically written any of this down, so once I got started, it just poured out.

I posted this back in 2016 - I missed the cutoff, but I threw it into the comments. Here again to try for real!

I was having sex with my boyfriend on a boulder in Central Park close to 1am on a spring night in 2003. It sounds tacky (because it was) and idiotic (also was), but it was a good spot for making such heartwarming, family-friendly memories. Remote enough to not get arrested or offend dog-walkers, close enough to a…