Did you know there’s a band called the Flobots? Here’s one of their songs. It’s about a boastful demagogue who leads a holocaust, not that that’s relevant to anything!

I make deals for a living. I usually go into meetings knowing what I want out of the meeting, and what my account wants out of it, and how we can both come out of it as winners. Why would “Chuck and Nancy” show up if they already knew the outcome and it wasn’t good. I’d be pissed if they were my reps, and they wasted…

I’m not into it, but I think it kind of makes sense in a weird way. After all, aren’t almost all beauty markers in women fertility signals? Smooth skin implying freedom from disease and parasites, wide hips and a thin waist implying sexual fertility, full breasts signaling sexual maturity, really, all that sexiness is…

The pictures of all the people wearing American flag hats and clothing with that awestruck look on their faces were a good snapshot of the country. It’s all fun and games until our history of violence actually affects you.

Mostly because it’s the Packers. The Packers and the Patriots both get “big news treatment” when stuff like this happens to them.

Remember his feud with the Khans?

White hot right-wing rage can’t melt steel beams though.

And how much to the side it would have been if he was a first round pick.

That is a recipe for an epic Norovirus outbreak that will kill little kids and the elderly.

This is a wonderful piece, Diana. It’s truly terrifying, and makes me more and more nervous every day.

I read many years ago a profile in Rolling Stone...there’s a lot to not like beyond the political arena. His first wife physically had during his capitivty a worse time than him and it showed so he divorced her upon returning and remarried an heiress.

Even the kids in my daughter’s elementary school have realized that dabbing is over and we live in Indiana.

I don’t know Lonzo, but this goes for all kids: Don’t let your parents make you think you owe them. If you appreciate what they did and want to thank them, that’s fine, but it’s your life. Live for you, not for them.

Doctor: I’m sorry to inform you of this, but you have lung cancer.

Just like Tammy Duckworth, but without legs

Dock Ellis always said he was pretty sure he was the reincarnated Dock Ellis.

This guy couldn’t carry Kurt Vonnegut’s jock or Noam Chomsky’s adult diaper.

We’re the best.

I’ve never understood the Bears’ (and their fans’) insistence that the problem was Jay Cutler. He’s never had anything around him, either on the offensive line or on the receiving core, except for Brandon Marshall and Matt Forte. In my humble opinion, the problem is in the front office.

He does that and gets paid handsomely. I do that and suddenly I have to “see HR” and “stop editing the minutes from the senior staff meeting”. Fucking bullshit.