(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) I guess you could say that their feet are their only carriage...

Wasssssss uppppppp!?!?!?

I prefer, “Hoosierbilly”, kind sir, or madame...

“Every other sports media personality will be dead or laid off one day, but Mark Schlereth will somehow still manage to be gainfully employed, hawking terrible hot sauce”

“Jesters do oft prove prophets”

That’s because Packers fans are pearl clutchers when anything remotely negative happens to their team.

Only jet fuel can...

Chicago transplant to the Mile High and I f’in love that logo...

Anyone with any modicum of athletic ability can train for about three months with these and should be drop stop dunking with ease. Best investment I’ve ever made...

My eight year-old dabs on the starting blocks at swim meets because of this guy. I’ve failed as a parent.

Kettle meet pot...

Until Mrs. Havisham, aka Virg McCaskey kicks the bucket and the team sells to someone who can afford a pro-NFL team in one of America’s largest cities, this franchise is doomed. Just look at when Dollar Bill Wirtz died and Rocky took over and they immediately build and rebuild with 3 cups in the last seven years.

It’s the antithesis of the old saying, “Every generation thinks they were the ones to invent Oral Sex”...

As someone who is a Business Analytics Manager, I struggle with this at a CPG start-up that has no idea how to use me, despite my insistence on being present at meetings where strategy with no data is being planned. Their expectation is for me to sit in a bubble and just make my computer print out the answers...

All because one time Flick says he saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski’s candy store! Thanks alot!

This top 10 list has a recency bias as they are mostly later seasons episodes...but Jersey Shore is in a respectable spot. #rumham

Heaven forbid if that “young man” ever smoke a joint, though. Hell hath no furry if a young consenting collegiate athlete partook in the “devils weed”....

He’s an old ‘85 Bear alum, so look to Virginia McCaskey to find a spot for a “company man”...

I had no idea! Thanks for sharing this! Living at 15th and Halstead, I could believe all of it...

Millennials. Their first dip of their pinky toe into EDM was Daft Punk. Believe me. Originally from Chicago and the ignorance to the roots of house is unbelievable, sad even.