Are you sure?

Some say since the coup of 1963.

Garbage collection is already one of the most dangerous jobs in America. Aside from the risk of getting squashed by an impatient commuter, there’s always the chance that you’ll grab a can and come in contact with something truly horrific. It has the fifth highest rate of on-the-job fatalities of any profession, after…

There’s no bottom.

And presumably the government can hold off taxing the landlords for a while (as in never have to pay those taxes) in order to help them reduce out-of-pocket expenses. 

Not blaming you for anything. Sorry if that came off that way.

Pence & Trump must live another 30 years I want them to slide into irrelevance; a death from the virus now will immortalize then, thank you very much.  

Yeah. Saw someone last week leaving a store with three of those trays of 30 eggs. Just like...why? What the fuck do you need 90 eggs for? People on WIC need those eggs.

Twenty percent of diagnosed cases are millennials. You don’t address the irresponsible behaviors, just come back with joke attempts. Do your older family members know how you (or, apparently don’t) feel about them?  Talk to your friends who are issuing ignorant challenges to lick airport toilet seats, kick their…

Every time someone makes a CoronaVirus baby boom joke, a Republican thinks of a new way to force some of those unwanted pregnancies to continue.

Ok, Boomer.

I had a “Mrs. McDonald” in my life, her name was Mrs Thompson and she helped me to believe I could be anything I wanted to be. Teachers like these are the lifeblood of successful schools. Thank you the Mrs. McDonald and Mrs. Thompsons in every school.

Stealing a thought others have posted in the past —

Something weird is that I’ve been internalizing the caution and social distancing to the degree that it makes me uncomfortable to see people touching and in close proximity, on television, on a re-run.

Pretty soon your only going to be able to get electronic gizmo filled shit boxes to work on. Better start learning now, I enjoy your insanity too much to see it end because you can’t find non electronic shit boxes anymore.

The body of the message described the tragic failure of his wife’s luxury Jeep SUV:

Virtual elbow bump to all the truckers and others keeping the supply chain moving too.

For the writer looking to indulge Mad Max fantasies:

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IMHO, the CDC and the doctors and all the other medical personnel and the media need to stop being so lazy and step back and determine EXACTLY which subset of the “elderly” and the “seniors” are more at risk than the general population who aren’t senior or elderly.