No fun in other states, either. :(

Was it Patty or Thelma that rebuffed you at the DMV?

Info slanted with the exclusion of the Phoenix Metro Area above.

Why not update “Stop in the Name of Love” by the Supremes?

“Simply step aside gracefully, if you can.” Difficult, at best, when one is in the checkout line.

“You don’t know me!” ;)

Another fail on your part, this may help you in the future:

Why are you both exhibiting hoarder behavior and admitting it online?

You are presumptuous at best, good day and good luck with your career in the ministry and/or academia.

Now, that’s funny!

May your ageism meet you in a time of need.

“Philidelphia” in first sentence constitutes “fixed”??? 

They became my friend.

You’ve been following the strategy of the Coachella Festival promoters, haven’t you?

All trauma centers will be overwhelmed, any track injuries, driver, crew or other, will be hard pressed to find medical care beyond BLS, if that.

Make it a drinking game: whoever shouts “Touched his face!” doesn’t have to take a drink off the communal jug of alcoholic beverage.

You have committed ageism via stereotyping. Please refrain from such activity.

You have committed ageism via stereotyping. Please refrain from such activity.

You have committed ageism via stereotyping. Please refrain from such activity.

“While a drop in interest rates is a good thing for everyone”