No point granted, no star for you.

Model revision, not a facelift.

That’s not a facelift, it’s not even a body double.

Pacer to accommodate V-8.

Wineburgers with too much wine, ‘nuff said.

I met the former president of Mellon Bank years ago, he told me everyone asked where you were.

COTD

That’s just what they want you to think.

From the article: “Wedgewood could’ve easily done their part in helping with the crisis by selling the home to these women,”

How could Wedgewood sell the home to these ladies?

It’s been many years ago now. I actually miss the car more than the step-grandmother.

We have two way angled parking here, so no matter if one can pull out or back out, they will be going the right way when they go forward in their lane.

My step-grandmother committed suicide in mine. Is that 240 a Ford straight six?

I bet he wishes it was halibut.

Seat belt buzzers became mandatory as well.

Actually, “actually” is the buzzword that’s giving me fits, actually.

Not just Houston...

Did the study account for increased traffic in this economy? Everywhere I go is far more crowded this year.

Why didn’t he sell it at Barrett-Jackson or R&M auctions? Seems like they have more high rollers among the bidders.

Let alone what the guys down at the plant find in the next fatburg.