Agreed, he needs to stay. He’s the perfect public face of this administration. Dimwitted, defensive, condescending, and utterly lacking of any grace whatsoever. There’s no one else that can do his job like he does.

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Nope. We are actually paying the exorbitant fees there, which of course go right into his pocket. It’s all a con.

Thank you for this response. I know for some the rage fantasy is a legit reaction, but many many ill and struggling people who knew Trump was bad and voted accordingly do not deserve what has happened.

Nice to have the opportunity to revisit this article on that most blessed of convergences - when day one or two of March Madness falls on St. Patrick’s Day! Sleinte, and may God hold your brackets in the palm of his hand, and your underdogs rise to meet ye.

I am at Meals on Wheels now, doing my Friday gig. Only half of our local clients can pay for the meals we bring. As it is, it is only Mon-Fri and I worry all the time about what they do on weekends. More than 80% of our clients see no one else except for our drivers. The saddest, most horrible fact ever. We deliver…

You’re also lucky to have good taste in music judging by your username!

A box full of masturbatory aids? Was this some Kinja Deal that I missed?

Braison sounds like a fancy way to cook duck

I wish we could watch people through a microwave because watching the frustration of waiting two minutes to heat shit up would be enjoyable.

My microwave has extensive video documentation of my love of Kraft macaroni and cheese and Hot Pockets, and has sent me a message threatening to turn over the information to my employer who will now require me to undergo genetic testing for the propensity towards obesity. Based on the results, my health insurance…

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

Yes, because if there’s anything the average blue collar working American loves more than Hillary, it’s Socialism and Jews.

If Pence becomes president, there will be gay internment camps.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

I totally agree. She looks amazing, and has lost a heap of weight, but there’s no way she’s a 4. It really annoys me when these kinds of claims are made, because it implies that what she’s done isn’t impressive enough unless she fits into one of those tiny “hollywood-acceptable” sizes? Why can’t we just say that she…

I don’t care if she weighs 1,000 pounds or 100.

Hey, so, uh, listen. This is gonna sting and you’re not gonna like reading it and you’re gonna hop down to the reply button to call me all sorts of names by the third sentence, but like a lot of truths, you have to hear about it.

Pennsylvania liquor / beer laws are some bullshit.

I know they’re all photographers in those gray pinnies, but seriously, it looks like a team of 55-and-overs is waiting to play an intramural game right after the national championship wraps up.