You’re also lucky to have good taste in music judging by your username!

A box full of masturbatory aids? Was this some Kinja Deal that I missed?

Braison sounds like a fancy way to cook duck

I wish we could watch people through a microwave because watching the frustration of waiting two minutes to heat shit up would be enjoyable.

My microwave has extensive video documentation of my love of Kraft macaroni and cheese and Hot Pockets, and has sent me a message threatening to turn over the information to my employer who will now require me to undergo genetic testing for the propensity towards obesity. Based on the results, my health insurance…

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

Yes, because if there’s anything the average blue collar working American loves more than Hillary, it’s Socialism and Jews.

If Pence becomes president, there will be gay internment camps.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

I totally agree. She looks amazing, and has lost a heap of weight, but there’s no way she’s a 4. It really annoys me when these kinds of claims are made, because it implies that what she’s done isn’t impressive enough unless she fits into one of those tiny “hollywood-acceptable” sizes? Why can’t we just say that she…

I don’t care if she weighs 1,000 pounds or 100.

Hey, so, uh, listen. This is gonna sting and you’re not gonna like reading it and you’re gonna hop down to the reply button to call me all sorts of names by the third sentence, but like a lot of truths, you have to hear about it.

Pennsylvania liquor / beer laws are some bullshit.

I do a tooth check & a nostril check. No bats in my cave.

I think it’s more likely just instances when he has eluded his keepers vs. the times when they have him straitjacketed.

Well, that ship sailed long ago.

The leaks will keep coming. They are going to bring Trump down. Every single time he has the least amount of positive publicity, they release another nugget. Death by a thousand cuts.

The simpler explanation is usually more true. Everything can be explained by Trump neither knowing how the government works nor being interested in learning.

First, they didn’t have to speak to the audience to correct the record, just the presenters.

I know they’re all photographers in those gray pinnies, but seriously, it looks like a team of 55-and-overs is waiting to play an intramural game right after the national championship wraps up.