My fear is being in a coma with no one to pluck the two random hairs I get on my chin and neck.

That picture brings out one of my peeves. Unless it's supposed to be picked up with your fingers as finger food, do not leave the tail on the shrimp! EVER!
Peel it before serving. The guests should not have to dig through hot meals with their fingers to peel shrimp. The above is obviously a hot meal, and should be…

don't forget pallet: a wooden platform for transporting large quantities of merchandise. " i just ordered a pallet of monogrammed coffee thermoses filled with ranch dressing"

Hahahahaha. Kinja'd

The laws allow patients to request drugs that have passed the first clinical trial stage – the one during which scientists determine whether a drug hurts people, not whether it can cure them. Just because a drug passes the first clinical trial does not mean it eventually will gain FDA approval.

It looks like a fuckkin world of pain, that's what it looks like.

Pfft, then his cat must not have my cat's penitent for getting up off my lap, turning to look me in the eye, and then farting in my face.

They went up there to raise up a crop of dental floss.

Ah, the 70s. Painting the fence with oil-based paint and then using gasoline to get it off our hands. Good times.

Thanks for that, I like references like that too :)

You're shaving a good 15 years off of the age of that reference (and some of us still got it.)

Nice use of a 30-year old reference that no one will get.

He is secretly having plastic surgery so that when he comes back he will look like both Huntley and Brinkley.

Invisible? What? Is he a chubby woman over 40 now?

TBH= If my boobs were as perky as Miley's, I'd be walking around in nothing but pasties too.

See I find that a bit of a weird notion, "protecting the vagina" - female genitals were designed for labour (even if our hips weren't ;p), but our guts were most definitely not designed to be sliced open :/

She's so in shape, her belleh just looks pasted on-
The last super-pregnant lady I spent time with literally looked like a belly with legs, arms and a head sticking out and she wabbled along at the pace of a sloth to the point where it made me tired just looking at her so I'm kind of impressed by this woman.

From the front view I was like "meh, she really doesn't look that pregnant." Then at the side view, "HOLY HELL GET THE BABY OUT ALREADY."

Her face is also about 4 shades lighter than her neck. It's awesome.

Well I went from skimpy two pieces to tankini with shorts or skirts combo right around my late 30s but the reason why is not one I've read here yet. Protection. The more skin I have covered, the less SPF 2000 I have to slather all over my body on the hour every hour. I've had countless suspicious-for-skin-cancer spots…