And am I supposed to have mailed them my bloody pads from my miscarriage, so they would know what was going on? Assholes...

My daughter only forgot ONCE. And I think she was only around...5? 6? We had to try very hard not to laugh. Which is a theme around our house...

“We are gong to wash our hands of this guy & hope that any & all wrongdoing in our ranks can be scapegoated onto him.”

I got antagonized by a State Trooper into a ticket. He zoomed up behind me & tailgated me & I, panicking, refused to go one bit over the speed limit. After a few minutes, he pulled me over anyway & insisted I was speeding. I replied that I couldn;t have been, because his tailgaiting made me too nervous to drive any…

But... I’M HALF WHITE - doesn’t that count for SOMETHING?

Speaking AS a woman who’s had kids, if I found out I had someone else’s baby in me, I would LIKE to think I would birth it & give it to them & we could all be friends about it. (I think I would actually be HORRIFIED at the thought of someone else’s baby in me, actually!). I am a trifle surprised at the one couple…

I remember the first time I had to leave our son with my husband. As was told to me when I came back home, no sooner did the front door shut behind me when my son wanders out of the bathroom...with his entire jaw dripping red. My husband’s very first thought was “OH, GREAT, I’VE KILLED THE BABY [who was actually a…

Teletubbies weren’t nearly as bad as everyone makes out, while Barney was actually much worse. No, I don’t mean all the “I love you” crap; that’s acceptable, even admirable, in a children’s show. No, I mean the utter lack of imagination in everything from stealing melodies to classic songs & sticking inane lyrics in…

Congratulations! Parenting is absolutely everything it’s cracked up to be & more - & I mean that in both a good & a bad way. You will be more exhausted, cranky, nervous & downright scared than you ever have been in your lives - but you will also be much, MUCH happier!

And this is a take off on a vaudeville joke - and it’s the one Eddie Murphy uses at the end of “Coming to America” in the credits.

Yeah; please keep that in mind the next time some jerk tries to pretend that actual circumcision such as is performed on baby boys is in any way analagous to it. Even the horrible “done by a doctor instead of a rabbi” ones are nothing compared to this, & those actually have a recognized medical benefit.

Because it exposes them as guilty for it. Which is precisely why Huckabee tried to pretend they were the most “upset” by it.

I know I did!

You got that right! I tweeted right back that this blood was on HIS hands for promoting those videos! I LOVE the modern age for this sort of direct communication with people we normally could not reach.

I see why you thought that, but I think it was meant to reassure, & not silence. There was certainly no invalidation - especially since I think the poster is female.

If you REALLY think that’s true, have you thoughtof discussing it with a healthcare professional & perhaps understand why, & work on it?

Less than the turkey, because the turkey, at least, does absolutely everything he wants it to: die & satisfy him.

They mean “as opposed to the police.”

I thought they “did away” with Purgatory a few decades ago...?

I thought that was just in Texas?