Please tell me you are commenting from Illinois.

Ooooh a number of reasons!

Here it is. There's some water damage and some chipping, and the red paints really faded, but its still pretty cool.

Photo op with armed Stigs?

Yes to all that, but: I could barely concentrate because the patron in the image left $2.32 to pay for a $2.69 tab. Not only did the cheapskate who came in and ordered FUCKING TOAST not tip me, he shorted me. Assface.

You know, if you just work from home with Google, you can avoid all this nonsense.

Parents of 5 year old adorable moppet use child as surrogate to gain something they aren't sympathetic enough to get for themselves.

Let's roll back the clock a bit, shall we?

I was incredibly bored. Big fight scenes like this do nothing for me. I'd almost rather watch an entire episode of Stannis doing mundane things. Stannis Gets a Checkup. Stannis Sees Where Our Food Comes From. A Very Stannis Christmas.

For all the great stuff in the episode, one of the best was actually when Pyp got all excited when he killed one guy and Samwell said, "That's great. It's over then, is it?"

This would be a freedom of speech issue if it were simply imposed as an order by the court (prior restraint, all that), but it's not; it's an agreed-to provision of her probation as per a plea agreement.

I actually came to this article hoping to see a reason to defend the woman, but no, this is all perfectly valid and…

It also didn't really work out for Arthur... I mean, do these people read books?

I hate people who are totally wrapped up in themselves.

"...died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut shell."

Torontovian sounds like a Whovian who has assimilated a Torontonian. Cybermen who ask "Will you please be assimilated?"

I like him too, mostly because by all accounts he loves drinking beer, gambling, and eating fried food, which is why his career probably should have been better than it was. He was rarely in shape. For that reason, I find him more relatable than most athletes. I also would have screwed up my career by eating and…

NOT ALL MATHEMATICAL OPERATIONS.

I'll take Gabriel Gonzaga "Crocopping" Mirko Cro Cop.

Short shorts and Wings.