Oof.

Using logic and my concept of marriage, I have deduced that you are having an affair with your wife's sister. I wouldn't email that to anyone, let alone my father-in-law.

Again, Chicago can only score with 6 guys attacking.

he's been in the middle of every physical altercation

Don't blame the cameraman. Since the Dick Allen days, security has to routinely scan for Philly fans packing C's or D's.

I'm glad the Hawks pulled the split. But, if they can't learn to clear the zone and score without 6 attackers, this series might not go they way everyone seems to be predicting (especially with seemingly every break going against them....like the Toews interference penalty tonight).

And there it is!

Late NHL Game DUAN.

Yes and no. While I would love to see Louisville beat them, that is the one team they would be able to focus against (which seems to be the only thing I see between them and the personally dreaded Coach Cal title). Everything from here out is gravy for Louisville and they will play confidently, but they have many…

Pictured: The biggest pair of boobs that Hooters has ever seen.

Well, it's definitely better than the rap song about the Cougars' opening round win just put out by noted BYU alum DJ Dry Hump, which simply sounds too raw to enjoy.

Excellent.

Obama Criticizes Poor Shooting, Other Republican Proposals

If he was living in the Phoenix riverfront area, he's probably a mutated nightcrawler.

As a pitcher, do you think is there any merit to the notion that the inverted "W" mechanics and injuries are related?

I'm pretty sure that the coefficient of friction doesn't change for your shoes when you hit the water. It's really like hydroplaning in your car...you get a thin layer of water that separates your shoe from the floor. The loss of contact means slip.

The old one is better, no contest. The newer version really pales in comparison.

That moves the record of "No. 1 Golfers" vs. "Blondes" in the court to 1-1.

Ugh. I have to disagree strongly with that. I'd say Izzo is twice the actual game coach as Self (see multiple 1st round exits). Self wins by recruiting well. His in-game coaching consists of calling for high screens and running a few good set plays. Izzo tends to get the most of his players and really relies on…

Ooh, interesting one with Cobb. I'd go with Jim Thorpe, though Sandy Koufax would be an awfully close second. I'm slightly fascinated with both, the way they dominated their competition. I would have loved to see each compete in his prime.