[Manager]- "Kid, I got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I've seen your stuff, and I think we have a spot for you with our organization."

Only 2 of the 3 pictured have bombed horribly in theaters.

Well, if a 235 pounder sporting a vagina is the only thing that can keep Derrick Rose from playing his game during the playoffs, then maybe Riley was smart to sign Bosh to a max. contract.

I agree. I tried with the Tressel thing, and had major issues uploading to a reliable, free site.

Meanwhile, Donald Sterling has contacted McNabb's agent about his current availability.

Uh, it was couches, and I remember because they came together.

Pictured: "Canseco hits new low by photobombing Balki Bartokomous and his hoes".

A Swan Dive Into The Boards

For the record, I don't really think the China thing would be a possibility (well, not for a few more years anyways). However, I could see it being something completely out of left field (if it's not Bin Laden).

My guesses: either we bagged Bin Laden or it's go time with China.

I want to talk to Bud, and I want to know why he's ducking me.

Sorry, folks.

All that traveling back-and-forth between the States and Canada can sometimes leave you a little loonie.

I'm torn. As a college-level educator myself, I hate to crush the self-esteem of a borderline quality student (at least they are showing up and trying). While annoying when someone doesn't grasp an easy concept, I'd greatly prefer to have them ask for a quick clarification than to miss it on a later assignment. …

Yep, which tells me that ye best prepare for the classic let down and "we let them keep hanging around game/series" write-ups tomorrow.

@ Sharting

Good God, could someone please tell Kirstie Alley to pull up her bathing suit.

Talk About Spirits, Thunder, Cards And Whatnot

Hmmm..... not sure if I believe that "MLB" actually wears crinoline. Likely some other undergarment.

Practice. Nothing to see here!