You do realize those graphics are optional right? You have to pay like $2500 for the full treatment.

I'm sold. Placing my order today. Call Ford, collect commission.

I want one! I can't afford one! My demand for this product is pointless.

Drive a CTS- not even the V, just a plain old CTS then comment. The new Cadillac is legit.

Was that Mr. Bubbles at the end? If so, the video is twice as awesome.

I like the games, and like to accumulate large elaborate garages with each new release, but I'm still playing with a traditional controller because spending gobs of dough on various steering wheel mechanisms to look like an idiot in my living room just doesn't appeal to me.

better lock the doors before the feds come to seize that R34 Spec V

also 90's Teal- for a while there I thought they didn't build the Escort GT in any other color. There were like 10 Calypso Green Escort GTs in my home town.

LoL "morning piss gold" perfect description

All the 15 yr old girls at the highschool will be driving them this year...

If i am him there is a For Sale sign on the Modena, and a Mclaren on order. Not because I think it will teach anyone a lesson, but because- F@#% THAT- Threaten me for giving my opinion? And BTW- that's all it was, he wasn't inflammatory, just made a statement that the dealer doesn't have a clear concept of customer…

I looked into transporting some pets a few years back- they are pretty clear that transporting a pet in cargo is hazardous, and they do not guarantee all pets will survive. I opted to drive instead for that very reason- two cats who loath the car from PA to OK. Epic journey...

Alas, I truly DO miss the Jalopnik Fantasy Garage... I had nearly forgotten.

pretty sure that is the guy that delivers bagels to our office, or maybe he is the guy that works at Starbucks? Maybe Kinkos? Oh wait, I'm SURE I saw that guy working at a thrift store- ironically.

They play so fine don't you agree?

I don't like it, but my opinion doesn't mean shit to whomever has the cash to get McLaren to build them a custom car. Hell, my opinion doesn't mean shit to you all, so there it is...

I also drove an escort of similar performance- 91 LX. That little Mazda motor was alright though.

The Honda accord Crosstour...

I liked the look of the concepts as well, but they went against the character of the brand. These would make lovely Maseratis, but Lotus? Not so much.

Schafer and Weiner KICK YOUR ASS!