I want to star you so you are impervious to bananas.

Ignorantio elenchi much?

I feel like you’re under the impression I meant it in a negative sense, in which case I assure you I didn’t. I love tracing lines, I’ve gone through several flow games on my phone! :p

Or finding out that the goofy dude that played the clown dad in Malcolm in the Middle is going to star in a drama series about a dude becoming a criminal druglord. Oh, wait...

That is pretty dumb.

This is not the address you're looking for.

So I guess the Devel...is really in the details.

This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

Wrong. I actually love rap. I’ve been listening to it since I was a little kid all the way back in the good old 1980’s. It’s just that I don’t consider Kendrick Lamar to be a good rapper, or really even a rapper at all. I think of him more as like a guy that just kind of recites very abstract prose in a jilted and…

Nope. I meant what I said.

Man, way to ruin a perfectly good track... by putting Kendrick Lamar over it.

so youre saying that cannon is canon? ;)

From the dictionary.com

The person who never buys anything but comes in every day for hours to complain to trapped employees is the reason why I stopped going to comic book stores. That person is always super loud and in my long time experience, hygiene-challenged, resulting in a malodorous haze around them. This person also has the most…

This kind of wins it for me, if only because I didn’t realize what I was staring at for a good couple of seconds.

The latest MK8 DLC contains Dry Bowser, a character created in New Super Mario Bros when Mario knocked Bowser into lava and melted his flesh off. In the Mario games, he’s now treated as just another character who is separate from Bowser, but the joke is Bowser innocently asking about the characters and Mario coming…

Nah, it’s not “a thing” or whatever, it’s just something I’ve been re-obsessed with and I figured it’d be fun to tell people to try it in case they hadn’t thought of it.

Back in my day you had to CATCH pokemon! Now you can just buy them? Bah! Kids these days! Have it too easy!

Lol A4s and A6s and 3 series Oh my! Let us know when you take an STI or Evo or other real performance cars. A4s might as well be corollas