Can you come by and push my clutch in every morning? It’ll just take a second.

right back at ya.

Or finding out that the goofy dude that played the clown dad in Malcolm in the Middle is going to star in a drama series about a dude becoming a criminal druglord. Oh, wait...

That is pretty dumb.

This is not the address you're looking for.

So I guess the Devel...is really in the details.

Ummmm....

the article is all chopped up, please proof-read and edit

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

Wrong. I actually love rap. I’ve been listening to it since I was a little kid all the way back in the good old 1980’s. It’s just that I don’t consider Kendrick Lamar to be a good rapper, or really even a rapper at all. I think of him more as like a guy that just kind of recites very abstract prose in a jilted and…

Nope. I meant what I said.

Man, way to ruin a perfectly good track... by putting Kendrick Lamar over it.

so youre saying that cannon is canon? ;)

They didn’t hack into it. A SKIL saw doesn’t “hack.” Used properly, it cuts cleanly.

From the dictionary.com

The person who never buys anything but comes in every day for hours to complain to trapped employees is the reason why I stopped going to comic book stores. That person is always super loud and in my long time experience, hygiene-challenged, resulting in a malodorous haze around them. This person also has the most…

This kind of wins it for me, if only because I didn’t realize what I was staring at for a good couple of seconds.