Yo! Never trust an office potluck.

Louise slithers up alongside Mnuchin and breathes into his ear “It’s your money now, dahling. All of it. It even has your name on it.” Mnuchin giggles like a schoolboy.

In a way I kind of find Ivey’s honesty refreshing.

“Maybe whatever he was trying to do, with civil unrest, maybe African Americans being treated wrong, or not equally, and some of that’s right. Maybe that’s what he was trying to do. But, taking a knee during the National Anthem at a professional NFL game is not the way to do it.”

Countercounterpoint: ImGoingtoArmyMother is an often sexist, racist troll.

For a serious reply, I was referring more to the times in which we live, rather than actual Millennials. People of all ages use social media, have their heads stuck in phones, are more narcissistic, etc.

No love for Paul Newman?

Nona, this is good advice. I worked in a jewelry store, and here’s my take:

Here are the literal synonyms for apology.

You’re crazy. Those eyebrows are fleek.

Blake Shelton is not the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 needs: he’s the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 deserves. 

Megyn Kelly’s true self peaked out underneath all that new branding.

Norovirus IS food poisoning, or at least it can be. It’s actually the number one cause. Not all food poisoning is E. coli or salmonella, etc. The last time I got norovirus I got it from a local restaurant a few years ago. Traced back to the salad being handled by a sick line worker. Previously times I’ve gotten it…

At my office in midtown NYC, we have started to notice that these great little alternatives to Chipotle are starting to pop up near them: small little places on a not so busy side street, that have a lot of the same options as Chipotle, but are family owned with fresher, better ingredients, at better prices. They are…

The problem is that it if Moore is elected, it’s not just a problem for the people in Alabama. As a senator, Moore will be a problem for all of us.

You’re an asshole because you’re rudely stating an opinion that is irrelevant to the conversation at hand. And if the only way to defend your opinion is “hey man, free speech” then that’s a pretty piss poor defense.

I’m curious. At any point, was there a dim warning light going off in your skull saying, a) this is the most obvious, hackish, unfunny joke in the world, and b) accusing someone of being too ugly to harass is the fastest way to declare yourself human garbage?

I was just about to make a joke about someone making this very same comment. “She isn’t what we consider to be the standard for beauty so obviously nobody would ever want to fuck her! LOLZ”

There’s literally not one single mention of PCs in this article. I am not a PC gamer and do not intend to be one. What in the absolute fuck are you talking about, you crazy person.