@sterlingsilver36: But it's been so long since he had a solid meal it'd probably just go right through him!

@TTownTerrorist: ... because a dog wouldn't eat the food? (Of course, perhaps you also dislike canines, very possible.)

@SisterRay73: Well, to cut the darkness, I do believe Celebrity-land has a SIGNIFICANTLY higher divorce rate than here in the real world. I've read many theories, but those that are a riff on "Two big egos - one relationship: FAIL" seem the most true to me.

@UberJumper: Did we read the same Wiki article? I'm (no sarcasm) confused where it says that salty foods that just sit out for months will be protected. This is a list of intensive drying techniques.

@CMYKfellow: Um. Cooked food rots. It molds, and rots, and gets funky. It doesn't take long. Especially outside of the Fridge. (Perhaps ze bread is now bread jerky?)

@truthtellah: Heh, there's more people taking about how it's just creating a flame war than actual flame wars - people are being shockingly well-behaved. More trolling about trolling than actual trolling!

@Samoonta: Oh, alright, yes, that's an exception. Want to be there!

@Samoonta: Really? Unlike dreams (Oh, so boring) I love sordid roommate tales! They're often quite juicy and a fascinating window into the the human psyche.

@shaken.not.stirred: I thought the same thing! But reading about it, it looks like her organization goes to both conventions, and supports candidates on both sides of the aisle.

Not only Who, (which is why I entered) but Toast and Crimson Petal and the White series! Two fantastic books!

@go-falcons: ESPECIALLY when you think about what's underneath.

@MsWhatsit: Exactly! "You should have known better anyways, but, SORRY."

"You've interviewed many, many people and I assumed that you would know the difference between a character and a real person, so - but I apologize."

I'm guessing that Lindsay gets these cars from a dealership on loan just for the free advertising; there's no way she's affording porsches and masaratis.

All the talk about Coco's but got my fingers walking, and I found this:

@Lirael: Someone just showed me the Teeth Video for the first time, and wowza! That's sexy, and fun.

@itsonreserve: Well said. I get frustrated at how male artists are expected to brag like mad, it's excepted as simply part of their MO... but when a woman does it there seems to be a lot of taking-down.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: In the world of internet dating sites, it's actually much less offensive than its competitors in terms of creepers and self-involved nasties.

@AngriestGeek: Oh, wow, I don't think I knew she was that young. I can get behind that; while I love Jezebel and don't expect to always agree with it, I find the defense of the youth of Lohan puzzling with how much slamming happens of, say, Ke$ha and Taylor Momson.

@Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: Jumpoff in a very tight jumpsuit?