Good News: Rockstar has fixed the annoying Social Club bug that was making the PC version of Max Payne 3 such a nuisance to play. Because hey man, some of us still like to play Max Payne 3.

He thought he could fight by QWOP-ing.

Track: Ugly Boy | Album: Donker Mag | Artist: Die Antwoord

She's not making the game. And what gaming needs is females making -good- games, with strong premises that support the idea of females as more than caricatures, toys for men, or other substance-less messages to blindly absorb. This does none of that and should not be lauded as a success in the field of feminist gaming…

>a female

Kind of jealous. That's cool. I wanted to do the April Fools thing and I would have caught them all, but I could never get it to work.

Exactly. It's always been a series of very hot or cold missions. It was like, FINALLY, a chance to let them know the COLD ones.

Track: Do It Now Artist: Mos Def Feat. Busta Rhymes Album: Black On Both Sides

Today the supply shipment arrived in time for E3. I've got IV bags full of a delicious mix of saline and glucose, back-up power and internet facilities, enough asprin to thin a lake of blood in seconds to ward off DVT, a foam hand with "Video games" on, and an Oculus Rift and some dude in LA who I have subverted to…

Track: Idioteque | Artist: Radiohead | Album: Kid A

I like to imagine somewhere a bored child prodigy is just laughing at us.

I'd like to think looters won't come by to grab that stuff, but I don't have quite that much faith.

Oh boy. There is lazy then there is that.

Here's the thing though, we know enough about hackers to know that for every white knight out there trying to help there's a million just out there to do stuff like this:

In honor of the new game's successful Kickstarter. Amplitude is one of my favorite PS2 games.

It's actually going to be compatible with regular external HDDs*... so yeah you can get more storage at a good deal.

*They confirmed that support will be added in a post-launch update.

Alex Ovechkin: Good lord that's scary. I need some reassurance here.