He had a chance. He used it to play Xbox. I feel bad for the guy, really I do. It's terrible. But he brought it upon himself. Just like I don't feel sorry when people who smoke a pack a day get lung cancer, or someone who eats nothing but fast food and drinks nothing but soda gets diabetes. It disgusts me that so many…

No... See it doesn't work that way. It has to flow naturally. Not unlike poo. See how I did that?

I'm not sure how I did it but I'm damned proud.

Right but does that actually add more slots in the main menu? I know getting a memory card expands the memory. But remember the Wii had the problem of only being able to have a limited amount of items installed, regardless of memory.

This may sound completely wrong, but I'm curious as to what your penis looks like... You have a 3-way shot? I thought that only existed in Shmups. You get the yellow power-up? XD

Ok... Let me explain AGAIN. It has nothing to do with aim... At all. Poor water into a glass of water from 3ft off the ground and tell me it doesn't splash. Now think about what happens when you pee.

The next TAY should be focused on urination habits. Make it happen.

Ok, so say you go to a lady friends house, and she doesn't normally have guys over. You go pee. You stand up. You leave. The next day she cleans the bathroom, and find pee splatter. Even if it doesn't LOOK like pee (under the lip of the bowl, the floor, whatever) She'll KNOW it was you. She'll know you'll continue to…

I don't pee like a Woman, I pee like a man who doesn't want to deal with cleaning up my own piss from EVERYWHERE when I'm done. It's not so much the gross factor that motivate my peeing habits. :P

Yup! I love to cook. It's my third favorite thing to do! It can be a very relaxing experience if you don't stress over it.

So it amazes me that not a single person is concerned about having space for 20 games. There are icon slots on the 3DS. I've already filled up 30. It comes preloaded with something like 15 slots already, plus I have the 3D Pokedex, Video channel, Netflix, and the Free excitebike, which puts it up to 19, and I've…

Regardless, it is going to splash. It's going to go somewhere, unless your short and the pee doesn't travel far I guess. Take a piece of paper, balance it on the edge of the bowl, go pee, and tell me that paper doesn't have little spots all over it. Or just poor water into a cup from 3 feet off the ground. It…

Poor diet and dehydration could have accelerated this. If he wasn't drinking enough water or getting the nutrients his body needed to function normally, then his blood wasn't flowing like 20 year olds should.

Well what else would you like Mircosoft to say? In all honesty it's the kids fault. He COULD have exercised, he COULD have gotten up every once in a while, but he didn't. Microsoft doesn't need to say anything.

Lol... And maybe quit smoking? Seriously, quit. I did. You can. You'll feel better, I promise. Also, stop eating at Gas stations if you're looking to prolong your life.

Well... We kind of NEED to die... If we didn't the world would be Jampacked with even more idiots... Like... Billions of em.

There are medications you can take that promote blood flow. Probably doesn't get rid of the problem, but I'm willing to bet that if that guy at least had a proper diet and/or took some kind of health supplements (L-Arginine is great to take to promote blood flow) this might not have happened, at least this early in…

He had to have went pee. But a 20 second walk to the bathroom and back every other hour isn't enough to get your blood flowing, especially if he sat down to pee...

12 hours, well... At least he showed he could commit to SOMETHING. Holy crap.

I agree, Ferrell can be a great actor when he needs to be. No one seems to like this movie because it's not a goofy Ferrell movie.