Dude I’ve never heard of before is having a bad week. 

5 word stories:  Babies found, put in corner.

We basically have the movie to thank for HBO lasting long enough to get all the super quality shows it has now. It was even a big pre-Internet meme that the name stood for “Hey, Beastmaster’s on.”

I don’t know about you but I’m betting on the guy who survived the Ten Plagues of Egypt.

Pretty sure this is just a cover story, and he’s actually trying to recover from “Larry, I’m on DuckTales” burn.

“Dear Mr. President,

Jesus. I just read his wikipedia page and even though he’s dead I’m still scared of him.

I love when Tony explains that mobsters get a pass on homosexual activity in prison because there’s no other option, to which Melfi gives a baffled “That’s...nice.”

Where exactly do these “war on Christmas” people live? I live in Seattle, which the MAGA crowd has apparently decided is now a godless lawless coastal elite hellscape, and as far as I can tell Christmas is as ubiquitous as ever.

I watched Near Dark this year. It’s still great. I tried to watch Profit a few years ago and it didn’t hold up. Adrian Pasdar  is talented. 

Adrian Pasdar should always be known for Near Dark and for Profit.

He was good as Forrest on s4 of Buffy, certainly at least as good a character as his buddies Riley and Graham. I realize that is not a tremendously high bar. Still though. That season had some problems but he was not one of them.

I unashamedly like Billy Joel, even though he is still an uber-vain dude bro whose rhythm goes “bloo-pety bloop”. But whenever I claim this love some worshipper of the hair metal band or some guy with his nose up a cool jazz vocalist’s ass tells me I have no taste. Or the Stones fan who thinks lyrics like “Ooooi, an…

The ‘90s version is underrated. It’s a great medium between the optimistic original series and grimdark movie, with Malcolm McDowell’s Roark as a guy who can be pretty sinister and sadistic, but it’s still all in the name of making his guests’ lives better.

I watched ABC’s The Stand as it aired, having not (at that point) read the book, and I enjoyed it immensely. I was then very psyched to watch ABC’s follow-up mini-series The Langoliers, which... hoo boy.

Denis Villeneuve is an anagram of “evil elves in Dune”.

Let’s ask Uncle Roger! (I know I should go with the OG fried-rice video, but this is far, far, far more hilarious - especially for us Brits, who are tired of being lectured by a fat white guy about what healthy school meals are and who decided launching a “Jerk Rice” microwaveable rice-bag was a good idea...

Sookie!

Hard disagree. After 202o, an entire cast of characters saying the name Sookie in questionable southern accents is the pick-me-up we all need.
Jokes aside, given how HBOMax is trying to appeal to all age groups and they chose the showrunner of the most popular teen soap on television, I wonder if this is going to be a…