I thought it was "How to boil water with a rock". We started a fire with a knife last week now we are using the rock in the fire to boil water.

Not fair, I used a fire too!!!1!

Hah - if your knife can't conjure a raging inferno from the luminiferous aether, you've got the wrong knife.

Because I'm right. Taking the appropriate tools with you will give you better results than trying to conjure a fire using magic. This is reality, not reality television.

He should ask Tyler Durden how being to clever for everyone works out ;)

"I didn't steal it, I was only playing with it."

I really like my buddy's Survive Knives GSO-10. I'm starting to become a real fan of Survive Knives. The GSO-10 has great balance and choking up on the finger choil really lets it do some detail work. Sure, it won't be as good as a 4 inch blade for that stuff. But for a big knife, it surprisingly does really well.…

Are you just incapable of pointing out the flaws in an argument?

There are like three points in this article where I had to stop for a moment and reflect on what I was doing with my life.

Seriously?

What bigger reward there is than loyalty?

Ooh, sounds like Forward Unto Dawn. I dig it.

dat movie, tho

And you also realized he doesn't look like Steve-o.

I now MUST WATCH THIS SHOW.

Ah, Rachel. Sigh...

She's still gorgeous.

I FEEL... BETTER!

I wonder how you came to that conclusion when I said nothing in my review about Dark Souls.