Players: “We think this stat might be broken, tell us what it does.”

I remember it very clearly. I started Dark Souls, made my character, and almost instantly found out that the controls were kind of terrible. I try, once again, to play every now and then. But I just can’t get through the asylum without quitting. Beat Dark Souls 2, though. Controls still not great, but workable.

They do make other games, you know. Tales from the Borderlands and The Wolf Among Us are two examples of similar games.

I prefer the time The Rhino talked about how he hates his suit, but he can’t get rid of it because it’s now part of his image. He said that he got an Armani suit to wear instead, but the first time he tried getting a job the would-be employer didn’t believe he was the real Rhino, and eventually, as the Rhino put it,…

Nope. They’re 100% science. It’s magic science, but still science.

Yeah. I’d simply assumed “finally starting” was being used broadly, since it’s been quite some time since I last heard anything about the game and character gender.

Oh, so before the random assignment players could only have male characters?

“We understand that you may now be a gender that you don’t identify with in real-life. We understand this causes you distress and makes you not want to play the game anymore. Technically nothing has changed, since half the population was already living with those feelings.”

Or this.

“He’s fine. It’s fine.” -An honest review of the entire movie, probably

It’s almost certainly a grappling gun, since the movie draws heavily from The Dark Knight Returns. Also, technically a gun just has to fire a projectile. It doesn’t need to fire bullets.

I assume you are referring to the gun that’s very likely inspired by The Dark Knight Returns and is actually a grappling gun? So, you know, not a gun in the way you mean. Now, if you’re referring to him killing Darkseid, that was a gun.

“$4.3 million in emotional, reputational, and financial distress.”

Is that really true, though? Critical acclaim was very similar for both games, and from my observation, most people acknowledge it was a great game. The only people who seem to dislike it are people unhappy about it not being the same as Chrono Trigger.

Okay, I’ve got to ask, how is it a stretch to call it a sequel? It’s set in the same world, continues the story from the previous game, features some of the same characters, references characters from the previous game that don’t appear, and even has the same final boss (kind of). That sounds suspiciously like a…

I’m going to have to disagree. It happens, yes, but most of the time if you’re on a motorcycle, you’re aware that even a tiny accident could do terrible things to you. A small accident means you lose some paint in a car, but you lose bits of yourself on a motorcycle.

To be fair, it’s not limited to the games. Warhammer 40k is going through The Beast Arises event right now, with a new novel coming out each month. And when they decided to put the Horus Heresy into print? I think they’re at about thirty-five books now. And it’s going to keep going.

I couldn’t get it to work either in Firefox. Then I switched to Chrome and suddenly it worked.