Alright, fuck it, I'm learning Japanese and moving over there. Good food, FRESH seafood, awesome cars, cleanliness and friendliness, and a general lack of fucks given by the law.

I ain cho guy fwend!

From =/= with, but your grammar and syntax are getting a lot better!

I'm not cho fwend buddeh!

You motherfu-

lulwhoot?

You had me at rough ass-play

Now, let's go ride off into the sunset and have the most heterosexual sex-toy battle the world has ever seen.

I'll accept this even though you're a greasy teamster from Jersey.

Thanks for that, sir Hardigree, I appreciate it.

Put a real motor in it this time around and I'll pretend to be interested until it starts exploding.

Probably a V70R; AWD, a good motor, an awesome-looking manual gearbox, and general competence and comfort all around. S60R falls into that too, especially the new S60.

I wonder if BMW would have the guts to make something like that nowadays? Lightweight t-top coupe with a good NA sixer and what I assume are three pedals.

My thoughts exactly, very reminiscent of the Montreal as far as the front end goes.

I've never had a Porsche guy piss me off in that bro-douche way that every other car listed has. In fact, most of them are pretty friendly in my opinion.

Audi fans and VW fans are basically the same people though.

I'd like that picture on 1600x1200 please.

Glad they did it? Yes.

So metal glows purple, eh?

Sounds like there was some shitty programming in the computers of the cars. Must've had a reading failure or something with the ABS.