NikolaTeslaIsAHero
Nikola Tesla
NikolaTeslaIsAHero

Canada eh? Well, in my book you an join the club, I love you Canadians and your syrup and pineapple Crush.

Yes everyone, we can build a car that goes around corners in Murhica, we just tend to prefer straight-line speed.

Eh, fuck it, I'd take one. Especially with gravel tires, off-road suspension and a good roll cage.

BMW, Ford has a solution for your problem in their Mustang.

Tacoma.

Oh no, a British car with electrical-based problems and breaking bits? What will happen next? Boring Toyotas? Fat Hondas? Shitty Chrysler products?

Well, it's about time somebody got around to fixing the Heinz packaging. Between the sloppy handling of the previous model, and the difficulty extracting the full potential from it, I'm glad to see they're working on making it more accessible for both amateurs and pros.

It's genuinely mind-boggling, to use such a finicky material to try and recreate something so large and contoured. I hope he does it, I really do.

Alright, fuck it, I'm in.

Man, I invented photoshop decades ago, we just didn't have the tools to make it happen.

People in the middle east shooting guns in the air?

"Okay guise, we need to make a mount... for a gun."

We get it, you're a mid-pack driver who's famous for your genitals, Danica.

Anything to get Ice Road Truckers off my television.

Rule: Supra = I6, period. That's how I remember it.

Yeah, but Lotus does a shit-ton of massaging to get, what, 276 horses out of it naturally aspirated? That's not going to cut it, especially since the new Supra will inevitably be a tank.

You mean I6, but I'm a bit of a douche and correct people a lot.

3rd gear; Toyota, if you try to pass off a Supra without a hugely durable, rev-happy, boost-loving inline six, I will personally stab you in the eye. I mean it, right in the friggin eyeball. No V6 bullshit, either, V6s are for non-sporty cars or companies that are forced to make due; you're not one of those. Do it

Looks like a very solid car, so NP on this one.

I was always aware I couldn't do my job drunk, I wonder if this will inform the Chrysler guys of that too.