i’ve been shitposting on this website long before the Hulk Hogan saga went boy, mr. grey boy.

what’s it like to be so E D G Y

Corner Bakery Cafe.

If a player could one hit kill most things, the game would be too easy. But I think if a game was built around the idea of a powerful lightsaber, it could work.

Remember when Tom Clancy games had actual identities and weren’t just vehicles for whatever random idea they threw at it?

In theory I like the idea, because it’d be really fun to play with an audience watching and chatting with me, but it’s a huge commitment to have to be “on” while you play a game for hours and hours, especially a game that requires as much focus (and will no doubt lead to me dying a lot). I also want to be able to play…

Care to explain this numbers thing you talking about?, I’m from Mexico so I have no idea what any of this means.

There’s a Gravelord Smash in Dark Souls Remastered for Switch today. It’s all about doing PVP as a part of, or against, the Gravelord Covenant. The event is going on until tonight at 7:00PM EST, so grab your Switch and get over the the Moonlight Butterfly Garden. Learn more here.

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

He probably started in the middle of the previous pay period. “We’ll just hold this for safe keeping until the next pay period. Not like you were unemployed for months or need to eat, right?” You might say I’m still bitter two years later.

Glad I’m not the only one who things the name is bad.

In fact, PornHub should make its own Tumblr. With blackjack. And hookers.

Same.

Looks a lot faster and hectic than the previous one

God damnit it. Chris Evans and Tom Hanks still safe? And John Oliver? At this point there the only dudes in the industry that I can rely on 

Thanks for the reply Heather! This looks like a great reason to fire this game up again.

I agree....and yet, there he is, representing games. That’s part of the problem.